Ek eSwap Request
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Ek eSwap Request
"Oh hello, fellow aviator."
I noticed you have a great trip, and I have a crap trip. Wanna swap?
Oh go on. Come on pal.
Hope all the blessings find your family. Thanks buddy. Cheers mate. Owe you a favour brother. We’ll be bff’s.
Sincerely sincere regards!
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It’s been 37 mins. I can see you read the message.
After I’ve gone to the time and effort of sending 3 unsolicited requests and 2 missed calls, it's rude not to accept - don't be that guy.
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Alright bro, being totally honest now mate - I need to swap because:
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You're gonna regret this. I'll block you. You're an ah. I'm telling Brian. Thanks for nothing.
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2 MONTHS LATER
"Oh hello, fellow aviator"
I noticed you have a great trip, and I have a crap trip. Wanna swap?
Oh go on. Come on pal.
Hope all the blessings find your family. Thanks buddy. Cheers mate. Owe you a favour brother. We’ll be bff’s.
Sincerely sincere regards!
...
It’s been 37 mins. I can see you read the message.
After I’ve gone to the time and effort of sending 3 unsolicited requests and 2 missed calls, it's rude not to accept - don't be that guy.
....
Alright bro, being totally honest now mate - I need to swap because:
- I have emergency haemorrhoid treatment
- My pet salmon is in the fwd cargo and I need to monitor temp
- My Father's son is on the crew
- I'm administering life saving medication to a local tribesman
- Have uncancellable reservations at Starbucks
- I’m collecting the hotel points there
- I’m friends with Ricky
- Got a match on Tinder
- Terminal herpes and it’s my last dying wish
- It’s what Fleet asked I dunno man we better do it huh!
- Unspecified but mandatory religious reason
- I’m getting married on your flight
- Spooky dream you have an incident mate. Be careful bro
- It's GCAA requirement
- Competing in a Triathlon
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You're gonna regret this. I'll block you. You're an ah. I'm telling Brian. Thanks for nothing.
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2 MONTHS LATER
"Oh hello, fellow aviator"
Last edited by Xulu; 27th November 2025 at 05:23.
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 694
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From: Behind 1480mm RHA equivalent
Rostering apps can be painful. I'll wager there's a 'block date range' function somewhere.
Otherwise they inevitably attract the 'nothing ventured, nothing gained' type as they try and make the most ludicrous swaps possible.
Otherwise they inevitably attract the 'nothing ventured, nothing gained' type as they try and make the most ludicrous swaps possible.
Joined: Aug 2016
Posts: 63
Likes: 5
From: Down Route
Spot on. Go ahead and send the request. I've gotten BKK for MAN -maybe they guy had a broad up there. Fine to add a quick request to accept or reject so you can plan, but save the sob story. That's cabin crew nonsense.
Joined: Dec 2005
Aviation Qualifications: ATPL
Posts: 4,971
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From: Hong Kong
It has to be worth it for both parties. If I've screwed up and I need a day off then "please do me a favour and do my job for me" isn't enough unless its a really popular destination. I'll usually offer double in return.
