"Oh hello, fellow aviator."
I noticed you have a great trip, and I have a crap trip. Wanna swap?
Oh go on. Come on pal.
Hope all the blessings find your family. Thanks buddy. Cheers mate. Owe you a favour brother. We’ll be bff’s.
Sincerely sincere regards!
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It’s been 37 mins. I can see you read the message.
After I’ve gone to the time and effort of sending 3 unsolicited requests and 2 missed calls, it's rude not to accept - don't be that guy.
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Alright bro, being totally honest now mate - I need to swap because:
- I have emergency haemorrhoid treatment
- My pet salmon is in the fwd cargo and I need to monitor temp
- My Father's son is on the crew
- I'm administering life saving medication to a local tribesman
- Have uncancellable reservations at Starbucks
- I’m collecting the hotel points there
- I’m friends with Ricky
- Got a match on Tinder
- Terminal herpes and it’s my last dying wish
- It’s what Fleet asked I dunno man we better do it huh!
- Unspecified but mandatory religious reason
- I’m getting married on your flight
- Spooky dream you have an incident mate. Be careful bro
- It's GCAA requirement
- Competing in a Triathlon
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You're gonna regret this. I'll block you. You're an ah. I'm telling Brian. Thanks for nothing.
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2 MONTHS LATER
"Oh hello, fellow aviator"