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"Things an Emirates pilot is unlikely to say...."

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Old 15th Nov 2016, 14:57
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"Things an Emirates pilot is unlikely to say...."

Well for some humour, and to knock some cheer into this part of PPRuNe I thought we could try and amuse ourselves with a game that funny on mock the week

"Things an Emirates pilot is unlikely to say....."


On your mark...... let the chaos and amusement begin!
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Old 15th Nov 2016, 14:59
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Old 15th Nov 2016, 20:42
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