"Things an Emirates pilot is unlikely to say...."

[olster]

or... " I really agree with sending pilots warning letters, they deserve them and it keeps them in line..."

[5star]

I feel really valued because STC always comes in the flightdeck to say "Hi" when he travels on my flight....

[fliion]

Me: "Yippee hon, auditions are back on for the recruitment video, yippee!"

Missus: "Omg - yey babe! We got this"

[k grind]

I can't believe how SLOW that Nissan Patrol is going.... I sure wish he'd speed up and do some unnecessary swerving and tailgating.

[Keith Discovering]

"Nice landing Moataz"

[motojet]

I miss TCAS and Ed the talking horse.

[Eau de Boeing]

Keith, you owe me a new keyboard!

[springbok449]

OK close the thread, Keith's post has won!
Haven't laughed out loud like that for a while!

[777boyindubai]

Costa with a chocolate twist for Keith. Brilliant 👌

[ruserious]

They paid me too much overtime last month

[flyguy332]

i'll just have one beer

[Saltaire]

"Thanks driver....that's nice deodorant you're wearing".

[CNDR]

Our management are true leaders, we should nominate them for the "Leadership Award ME" for next year.

[striker26]

I signed the papers, year by year, time goes by and i am still wearing an EK uniform. Yet i refuse to leave and i come on this forum to complain!

Yup, i really "hate" EK!

[felixthecat]

"I feel fresh as a Daisy...."

"What another day off?..."

[FUSE PLUG]

Leaving my 777 Capt job at EK for this A320 FO job in my home country was the worst decision I've ever made... I'm just too well rested and home too often now.

[natops]

Yes I know China is paying much better, but EK is just my dream company.

[natops]

Only the thought of my last ever flight in Emirates, in a couple of years, makes me really sad. Luckily there's an option to join the SFI team with the same fantastic package.

[Trader]

"Since I have so much time off I really do enjoy spending hours upon hours doing required training courses and exams on e-learning"

[Capt. Flamingo]

"We are cleared for the visual"

"I can fly an ILS raw data manually to the ATPL practical stds"