"Things an Emirates pilot is unlikely to say...."
 

Well for some humour, and to knock some cheer into this part of Pprune I thought we could try and amuse ourselves with a game that funny on mock the week

"Things an Emirates pilot is unlikely to say....."


On your mark...... let the chaos and amusement begin!

'I hope they choose me to be in the next pilot as commercial'

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Of course I can come to your wedding, I've got the whole of July off......

" The company has been so good to me, Yes I think I will come in on my day off . Crewing will do the right thing by me. Won't they ? "

I love my job,and the company is the best I've ever worked for.

Noo I am sure we wont get a warning letter for this

"you'll be hearing from my union"

The monthly bidding system and trip swap system are state of the art!

I got all the leave I wanted again. That makes it 18 years in a row.

It feels great to be appreciated.
No wonder why people are lined up to join this beautiful company...

"I feel valued when I have to pay for pre-assigned seating on my friends and family Special tickets"

Accommodation is the best and most efficient department in EK.

"This company is so good to me, I really would like to stay until mandatory retirement."

I get paid peanuts and the tax is killing me

Hahaha. Looks good from the outside, doesn't it?

Like a Venus flytrap

zift.

My keyboard cannot produce the arabic script...

Can't stand all this time off!

Why do pilots complain about fatigue ? I've been on the B777 for 5 years and I still feel as fresh as a daisy.

These new EFB tablets are awesome!