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Old 23rd Jun 2012, 22:39
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Haha!!
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Old 29th Jun 2012, 12:08
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this thread's a bit quiet

Gloryhound...

...a double decker with .....500to 800 seats with a Bar and real showers, flying quietly like a whisper..............I just operate their toys. And it’s more fun to operate the nicest toys then an old ridiculous 777........with an iMac. ................At least on the Super we have all the fun and glory
I hope it's not you boring us with all the fatigue ASRs because you can't sleep in the CRC thanks to the whisper-quiet ride.

Yep, the way Dugong drivers write (limp-wristed, ever-so-slightly euro sounding) they'd just have to be mac lovers as well!

Not sure why you get so excited in a gaelic way about bars and showers you never get to use, Gloryhound. In fact, it's hard to see why the French would install showers at all in a jet when they have no use for them in the home!

Glory, hey?? I guess you also pin down the sides of your hat like a U-Boat commander... I'd wager most of us do it for the cash but feel free to enjoy your showers, late economy meals and "glorious" air-turnbacks!
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Old 29th Jun 2012, 13:42
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Jeez HamFan your anti 380 posts are telling a very disturbing personal story. Get help before its too late, it's only an airplane FFS.
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Old 29th Jun 2012, 13:49
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never had an economy meal on the 380, if you are nice to the crew they feed you first class, if you are a tosser like ham then you wont get anything
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Old 30th Jun 2012, 08:07
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Seriously?

Kid1: my toy is the best toy
Kid2: but my toy is bigger
Kid3: it's ugly
Kid1: My toy is cooler than both yours together
Kid2: You are so dumb of course MY toy is better
Kid3: no YOU are an idiot MY toy is better
Kid2: Maaaaammmmmmaaaaa Kid3 called me an idiot
Kid3: He called me dumb fiiiiiirst
Kid2: My toy is the coolest tell them mommy, tell theeeeem
... To be continued.



Mama: instead of fighting over whose toy is the best (they are all pretty good, don't you think? They fly hundreds of people around the world safely thanks to YOU) you should be proud that you all have one. How many other kids wish to play with a toy like yours? Their biggest dream all their life is to have a toy and if they had one, they wouldn't waste their time bashing other kids about their slightly different toy.

Shame on you guys, you behave worse than all the kids that fly with us in the back of your toy. Every thread that has EK or 380 in the title ends up being a battle about which toy is better and most of the time it is not even a simple discussion it ends up being a nasty fight. I came to this threads because I am interested in aviation and pilots points of view, news, discussions etc. but all I found was this (in the middle eastern forum, the others have a bit of a higher standard and actually discuss topics).

Now keep going, I am back at the cabin crew forum (you know, where people are actually nice with each other, against their reputation yes). Over and out.

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Old 30th Jun 2012, 14:07
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Surly Aussie SFS: Oy! Give this gristly mutton meal to FO Goretex, awroight?

Brand new Japanese GR2: But this economy foo. Him say he wah furs crass. Hee heee..!

SFS: That's why I served it on this noice plite, geddit?

GR2: Ah, sooo... Me unnerstan now. Hee hee..


Two hours later...

[HONK, HONK!]

[Clunk]

GR2: Hee yaw foo, Gawtek. Hope you rike. Hee hee!

FO Goretex: Oh, rah-ther! Jolly good show, old girl! Well done, cracking service, wot? Rah, rah... hockeysticks, etc, etc...

GR2: Me go now, come back rater..

[Slam]

FO Goretex (to comatose, decrepit, drooling dugong skipper): Yasss, never had anything but first class, old boy... mmmmm... *munch munch* Yasss, I say, cracking steak this, wot? Wagyu beef, no doubt... that's a Brazilian thing, don't you know... Some of us appreciate the finer things!






Yeah whatever 'Tex...
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Old 1st Jul 2012, 00:28
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Ham, what on earth?
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Old 1st Jul 2012, 09:22
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Funny stuff Ham but there are not Ausie SFSs anymore. They come but usually only stay a year or so then go back to greenier pastures in OZ. Onlyl the 3rd world are left but His Higness said "No more Asians." Stay tuned to see where they can get the stewardess'
Funny exchange!
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Old 1st Jul 2012, 11:37
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Ham,
how old are you?
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Old 1st Jul 2012, 11:58
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guys like that, ruining it for the rest of you....

Frankly I'm surprised that post is still here after this length of time.

Hat, coat...
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