Management speak & quality statements
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Management speak & quality statements
As the company is so profitable, our lords and masters must be using the best possible management techniques. So I thought I would start a collection of our best management phrases and quality statements, so that we can help other airlines to do as well as us 
Feel free to add you own.
If you don't like our accommodation, take the allowance.... Accommodation department quality statement
It's been a really difficult year... We have made record profits
Its cost neutral for the pilot body... You have just been sha*ted
We did an online vote... and the results suit us nicely
Feel free to add you own.If you don't like our accommodation, take the allowance.... Accommodation department quality statement
It's been a really difficult year... We have made record profits
Its cost neutral for the pilot body... You have just been sha*ted
We did an online vote... and the results suit us nicely
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We get 25 applications a day...Don't even dream about a package improvement
DEC's will not affect intrnal upgrades...You're just an F/O, so stop moaning and get used to it
Market data shows that we have a very competitive package...We managers get more money than other company's managers because we're able to
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DEC's will not affect intrnal upgrades...You're just an F/O, so stop moaning and get used to it
Market data shows that we have a very competitive package...We managers get more money than other company's managers because we're able to
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