Management speak & quality statements
 

As the company is so profitable, our lords and masters must be using the best possible management techniques. So I thought I would start a collection of our best management phrases and quality statements, so that we can help other airlines to do as well as us :rolleyes: Feel free to add you own.
If you don't like our accommodation, take the allowance.... Accommodation department quality statement
It's been a really difficult year... We have made record profits
Its cost neutral for the pilot body... You have just been sha*ted
We did an online vote... and the results suit us nicely

We get 25 applications a day...Don't even dream about a package improvement
DEC's will not affect intrnal upgrades...You're just an F/O, so stop moaning and get used to it
Market data shows that we have a very competitive package...We managers get more money than other company's managers because we're able to :mad: you more


MR8

Just reminded me
The profit share is divided equally among all employees... Except VP's who get 2x, SVP's who get 5x and EVP and above who get Xx by sha*ting you on your terms and conditions