HK Divorce Lawyer

[Busbert]

Marriage is not a word.

It's a sentence.

[Teal]

the two Ronnies..

Ronnie Corbett: Do think marriage is a lottery?
Ronnie Barker: No. With a lottery you do have a slight chance.

[sicilian]

The most information rich thread on pprune yet

[stillalbatross]

What should you do if you see your ex-wife rolling around in pain on the ground?
Shoot her again.

Why do divorced men get married again?
Bad memory.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

An ex-wife is like an inflamed appendix, she causes a lot of pain and suffering, but after she's removed you find you didn't need her anyway!

[Metro man]

Getting divorced at the second officer stage gives plenty of time to get married again and be like many other pilots, ie on the second marriage at the senior f/o or Captain level.

I'm 41 and still on my first marriage, I know plenty of others who by their late 30s are already divorced with quite a few on wife number 2.

[Major-Domo]

Why buy a book when you can join the library ?

[i-Robot]

Why take a cow to the dairy?

Why is divorce so expensive? Because its worth it.

What's the difference between a wife and a terrorist? Well, at least you can negotiate with a terrorist!

[i-Robot]

Capt Wally

If it flies, floats or f*cks. Cheaper to rent then buy!