Silhouette challenge
GP says only two standard drinks a night....
Heard this today
A bank robber accidentally lifts his balaclava and exposes his face briefly.
"****" he say. Goes up to a bloke.."did you see my face?"
"Yes " he says.
Robber shoots him dead.
Goes up to the next bloke.."did you see my face?"
"No" he says...."but my wife did!"
"****" he say. Goes up to a bloke.."did you see my face?"
"Yes " he says.
Robber shoots him dead.
Goes up to the next bloke.."did you see my face?"
"No" he says...."but my wife did!"
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Morning LM,
We haven't used 012 yet, you sent me your silhouette last Saturday. I will attempt to get some more to you but real hectic here at the moment.
We haven't used 012 yet, you sent me your silhouette last Saturday. I will attempt to get some more to you but real hectic here at the moment.
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Thanks LM, 
I'm back at work now, but I'll leave my light on and check as often as possible.
Bloody Hell Graeme!!! three minutes, it is the Air Department Type 1000. I envy you with your library mate!
****, that means I'll have to get some more sorted out now. BTW, I had that bleeding boat contraption lined up to use, just as well I didn't isn't it.
The joke was a good one though!
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I'm back at work now, but I'll leave my light on and check as often as possible.
Bloody Hell Graeme!!! three minutes, it is the Air Department Type 1000. I envy you with your library mate!
****, that means I'll have to get some more sorted out now. BTW, I had that bleeding boat contraption lined up to use, just as well I didn't isn't it.
The joke was a good one though!
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An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
