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Old 9th Dec 2019, 16:33
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I thought she was on Scottish Control... ?
to be continued...
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poldek77 give us a break. It might have been funny first timr...
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Old 15th Dec 2019, 12:10
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poldek77 give us a break. It might have been funny first timr...
be strong, only a few left...
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Old 15th Dec 2019, 19:24
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It's getting better with every piece, fond memories...
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Old 16th Dec 2019, 17:09
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True story 😏

Don't know how many have seen, certainly made me laugh https://ops.group/blog/france-switch...8LwfI2gSI4WwiQ
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so ... that's all, Folks!!!
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Thank F*** for that
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Many years ago (in the mid-70s), when a new trainee came and asked how many English words he should know, I usually answered that he should know only two English words: «Roger» and Stand by» .
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Old 24th May 2020, 16:57
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In the late 60s, early 70s. There was no laboratory in the medical unit in airbase and before before passing through the medical exam, they should outpatiently collect all the tests from the pilots and sent one “responsible” pilot with a briefcase of tests to the city, nearest to the air base. During his train-trip, he went out several times to smoke and, once returning, did not find the suitcase. The compartment neighbors could not understand why the man who had just lost his briefcase was laughing. After returning, and reporting the commander about what had happened, the regiment commander said that the pilot can’t even be trusted with shit. The newly collected tests were sent already under the protection of two pilots.
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