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Old 23rd Mar 2007, 23:28
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Pearls of wisdom

Anybody have any, that they live by or that see them safely through their working day, humorous or serious...

Personally, I believe in 'Never refuse a break or an early-go, because you can't have an airprox sitting in front of the telly'.

And one from a colleague:

'Better a lucky controller than a skilful one'

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I must admit these aren't mine, just something I found in my travels on the net...
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"If in doubt, say nothing"
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" If in doubt, chicken out"

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"It's not how good you are that counts. It's how good you sound!"

And its corollary:

"You can vector them straight to hell, if you sound like you know what you're doin'"
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"Woah.......glad that's on your licence"
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About vectoring from an "old and bold" back in my shrimp boat days;

"If you point 'em at each other then they won't hit, except if they're nose to nose"

For the Flows: "Never let the sector vector"
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Old 24th Mar 2007, 04:47
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The following is in nautical miles...

"Aim for 3, get 2, call it 5."

For Jerricho and others in Winterpeg...

"Don't eat the yellow snow."

When on a break, reading Transmit or similar while sitting on porcelain...

"If in doubt, take another wipe."
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Old 24th Mar 2007, 11:00
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Continuing the toilet theme:

'Always go to the loo at the start of your break 'cos you never know when you'll be called back'

and one from a fellow colleague, which could apply to lots of situations in life:

'You think I know bug**r nothing but that's not true, I know bug**r all' (Cheers, Bob)
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OCWATO separation standard

While going through my course in Cornwall (Canada, that is). One of my fellow students made the following remark after being rebuked while on a non-radar exercise.

He was supposed to use 10 minutes between airplanes but when one declared an emergency, even though there was only 8 minutes he "broke vertical" and got the emergency aircraft down.

When the instructor told him he'd had a sep-loss, he just yelled:



"OH! COME ON!!! WHAT ARE THE ODDS??!!"
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I can confirm that Jerricho has never eaten me!

He did try a couple of times though, the dirty bugger
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