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26th Nov 2014, 15:17
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Remakes of The Italian Job become more and more...

Remakes of The Italian Job become more and more low-budget.
26th Nov 2014, 15:06
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Posted By nutnurse

Members of Wigan Athletic FC Supporters' Club...

Members of Wigan Athletic FC Supporters' Club invent a cheap alternative to the F-35 using their tried and tested formula (pie arse squared).
25th Nov 2014, 00:23
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Posted By nutnurse

Group Captain Vorderman removes her corset.

Group Captain Vorderman removes her corset.
6th Nov 2014, 16:05
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"I see that Buck House clown has been released...

"I see that Buck House clown has been released from Colchester, Carruthers, but why does he need such a big guard for cleanin' the ablutions, scared of creep-crawlies, what? What?"
"The doc says...
6th Nov 2014, 15:53
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Posted By nutnurse

Can anyone see the fekkin' clowns or are we safe...

Can anyone see the fekkin' clowns or are we safe to move?

:ooh:
6th Nov 2014, 15:50
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Posted By nutnurse

He says he's here to represent the honour of the...

He says he's here to represent the honour of the Libyan Army.

:rolleyes:
5th Nov 2014, 22:58
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Posted By nutnurse

How to round up absentees from Bassingbourn:- ...

How to round up absentees from Bassingbourn:-
i) track the s@ds by satellite
ii) grab 'em by the chopper
iii) drop 'em in the Plaster of Paris (if alive) or quicklime (if dead)
iv) chisel 'em out...
5th Nov 2014, 22:43
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Posted By nutnurse

"A Mr Salmond ordered these six months ago, mate,...

"A Mr Salmond ordered these six months ago, mate, but nobody will sign for them now."
5th Nov 2014, 22:38
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Posted By nutnurse

Silly spar rust and the inedible marzipan spiders.

Silly spar rust and the inedible marzipan spiders.
5th Nov 2014, 22:33
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Posted By nutnurse

"Pay attention, Hoskins! If those are flies, and...

"Pay attention, Hoskins! If those are flies, and that's some kind of fly-paper they're stuck to, how big are the spiders?"
5th Nov 2014, 16:17
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Posted By nutnurse

"Are these Dysons?" "Dunno, start 'em up and see...

"Are these Dysons?" "Dunno, start 'em up and see what happens."
5th Nov 2014, 16:15
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Posted By nutnurse

"Sarge! They've only given us forks to clear up...

"Sarge! They've only given us forks to clear up with!'
5th Nov 2014, 16:12
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Posted By nutnurse

"Oh sh!te! I've lost my tea in this...

"Oh sh!te! I've lost my tea in this lot!"
5th Nov 2014, 16:10
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Posted By nutnurse

"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated....

"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futon."
5th Nov 2014, 16:05
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Posted By nutnurse

The Prince of Wales imports a minimalist,...

The Prince of Wales imports a minimalist, Japanese greenhouse.
5th Nov 2014, 16:03
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Posted By nutnurse

"Where is one supposed to attach the wheels?...

"Where is one supposed to attach the wheels? PHILIP!! Bring them back!"
5th Nov 2014, 16:01
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Posted By nutnurse

"Borrocks!"

"Borrocks!"
4th Nov 2014, 19:36
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Posted By nutnurse

"How did you chaps know it was Fawkes and his...

"How did you chaps know it was Fawkes and his gang, anyway?" :8

"It was easy, old man. They gave themselves away when they barrel-rolled." :D
4th Nov 2014, 19:32
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Posted By nutnurse

"Sdn Ldr Fawkes? Flt Lt Catesby? S.I.B. You're...

"Sdn Ldr Fawkes? Flt Lt Catesby? S.I.B. You're coming with us!"
4th Nov 2014, 19:28
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Posted By nutnurse

@ racedo You're not shampooing my chopper...

@ racedo

You're not shampooing my chopper...
3rd Nov 2014, 23:01
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Posted By nutnurse

An Apache version of 'Grandmother's footsteps'.

An Apache version of 'Grandmother's footsteps'.
3rd Nov 2014, 23:00
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Posted By nutnurse

"We've overspent our budget, Chief. Just keep...

"We've overspent our budget, Chief. Just keep those aircraft feather-bedded until the new financial year."
3rd Nov 2014, 22:51
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Posted By nutnurse

"What's this? Another NASA scam?"

"What's this? Another NASA scam?"
3rd Nov 2014, 22:49
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Posted By nutnurse

Captain's Rounds on board HMS Inedible.

Captain's Rounds on board HMS Inedible.
3rd Nov 2014, 22:48
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Posted By nutnurse

"If that's the end-result, what do these bloody...

"If that's the end-result, what do these bloody creatures eat?"
3rd Nov 2014, 22:46
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Posted By nutnurse

The sound stage for a new version of 'USA Air'...

The sound stage for a new version of 'USA Air' comes into operation.
3rd Nov 2014, 20:22
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Posted By nutnurse

"I say, REME person, just take a squint at the...

"I say, REME person, just take a squint at the flagpole and see if the bloody air troopers have stuck our bags up there again..."
3rd Nov 2014, 20:19
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Posted By nutnurse

After Capt. Ginger's return to the donkey...

After Capt. Ginger's return to the donkey wallopers, many practical jokes, in various stages of preparation, were found lying about for months.
3rd Nov 2014, 20:13
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Posted By nutnurse

"Got a chit here, sir, says the other parts were...

"Got a chit here, sir, says the other parts were needed for fixing the AOC's central heating."
3rd Nov 2014, 20:11
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Posted By nutnurse

"I know I said think outside the box, Cpl...

"I know I said think outside the box, Cpl Driftweed, but that didn't mean not using all the parts."
3rd Nov 2014, 20:08
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Posted By nutnurse

"The bloody slugs in here are getting bigger by...

"The bloody slugs in here are getting bigger by the minute!"
3rd Nov 2014, 20:07
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Posted By nutnurse

"GOOOD dogs!"

"GOOOD dogs!"
31st Oct 2014, 19:04
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Posted By nutnurse

Wg Cdr Spry returns to duty after the brain...

Wg Cdr Spry returns to duty after the brain transplant.
30th Oct 2014, 19:47
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Posted By nutnurse

"Have you ever noticed it's always got diced cat...

"Have you ever noticed it's always got diced cat in it?"
29th Oct 2014, 19:08
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By nutnurse

"Where are my crayons?"

"Where are my crayons?"
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