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6th Jan 2009, 14:48
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Posted By Affirmatron

Ooooh Donald, I see you have Pluto in Uranus

Ooooh Donald, I see you have Pluto in Uranus
28th Aug 2008, 11:02
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Posted By Affirmatron

"You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in,...

"You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in, out, in" etc
27th Aug 2008, 07:18
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Posted By Affirmatron

That reminds me, I must get some milk on the way...

That reminds me, I must get some milk on the way home

OR

Well that's one for the bank!
26th Aug 2008, 20:22
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Posted By Affirmatron

'At least if everybody's staring at her tits they...

'At least if everybody's staring at her tits they won't notice my stiffy!'

OR

It was only a matter of time before Major Hardon met Norma Stitz
21st Aug 2008, 07:04
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Posted By Affirmatron

I suggest somebody needs to pick up the baton and...

I suggest somebody needs to pick up the baton and sprint for the line......

Anybody?
18th Aug 2008, 20:59
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Posted By Affirmatron

Come on C-Bert, no need to be shy. If...

Come on C-Bert, no need to be shy.

If there's no pic by 1600 tomorrow (19th) the prize will be awarded to second place.




Lurking123, get ready to grab gold from c-bert on the podium.
15th Aug 2008, 07:58
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Posted By Affirmatron

Official Results...Official Results...Official Results...Official Results...Official

Sirs, Ladies and Gents

The International Caption Committee (Arbistan Branch) awards the following Medals for the Military Caption Discipline:

Bronze goes to SPEEDPIG with "Arf! Arf! Arf!...
12th Aug 2008, 21:57
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Posted By Affirmatron

Ooooops, seems like the Chinese don't like being...

Ooooops, seems like the Chinese don't like being publicly humiliated!

Let's try this instead.......

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/3554/frogsfb5.jpg

Judging 0900 sharp Friday.
11th Aug 2008, 11:47
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Posted By Affirmatron

Ooooh, thanks. What an honour. Please find...

Ooooh, thanks. What an honour.

Please find a witty caption for this image.

http://lh4.ggpht.com/abramsv/R8-tZ3H55FI/AAAAAAAAK00/Cu5d00k7Gz8/post-127-1121887884.jpg

Judging at 0900 sharp,...
4th Aug 2008, 19:03
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Posted By Affirmatron

Cpl says:"Hmmm, let's see. Overweight,...

Cpl says:"Hmmm, let's see. Overweight, semi-conscious, feint whiff of curry.......Herc Nav?"

OR

"Don't worry Mam, 6 months in the Falklands and somebody will find you attractive"

OR
...
1st Aug 2008, 07:00
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Posted By Affirmatron

Absolutely no idea. I just types 'Russian...

Absolutely no idea. I just types 'Russian Military Women' into Google images and it popped up. I hope it is a honey trap as hinted at.....
31st Jul 2008, 12:24
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Posted By Affirmatron

Judgement Day

Sirs, Ladies and Gents

The Official Caption Competition Results are as follows:

In third with: "Unemployed photographer searches of an opening in the Ukranian Military" is Lafyar Cokov.
...
24th Jul 2008, 13:50
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Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Affirmatron

..wsflash - Winner Announced - Newsflash - Winner Announced - Newsflash - Winner An..

In the absence of an official result, and to maintain this spectacular thread, I declare ME the winner (hurrah).

Here's the next for your hilarious quips and jokery....
...
22nd Jul 2008, 19:02
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Posted By Affirmatron

'So the man what drew the map owns the...

'So the man what drew the map owns the mushrooms!'

or

'Well Kate, the good news is I found the Golden Rivet, the bad news....'

or

'You're right Dad, they're not as good as the Heir...
16th Aug 2006, 15:34
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Posted By Affirmatron

Having purchased the 'inflatable love toy' from...

Having purchased the 'inflatable love toy' from eBay, Flt Lt Wilson was keen to get her fully inflated before she joined the mile-high club.

OR

Who says Pigs Can't Fly?
16th Aug 2006, 10:12
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Posted By Affirmatron

'And if you can suck an orange through this hose,...

'And if you can suck an orange through this hose, I'll take you to the Summer Ball'
21st Jul 2006, 13:46
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Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Affirmatron

Alton Towers's new ride, 'the JPA expenses claim...

Alton Towers's new ride, 'the JPA expenses claim experience' proved remarkably unpopular. Having waited 7 years for the ride to open, it crashed after 2 minutes, and 3 minutes, and 5 minutes, and 6...
6th Jul 2006, 15:52
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Posted By Affirmatron

Despite the South London Air Cadets'...

Despite the South London Air Cadets' determination to set a new Land Speed Record, their driver, Fat Billy Watkins (12), was more than a little worried that the heavy traffic in Croydon might...
6th Jul 2006, 15:44
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Views: 10,868,263
Posted By Affirmatron

Bliar supported his claims that the Iraqi regime...

Bliar supported his claims that the Iraqi regime posessed WMD with some wholly credible satellite imagery. Later image enhancements, however, proved the invasion of a Soverign nation and an illegal...
15th Jun 2006, 13:35
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Posted By Affirmatron

The captain was sure the Black Box was supposed...

The captain was sure the Black Box was supposed to be inside the aircraft
15th Jun 2006, 13:31
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Posted By Affirmatron

After several tins of beans, Jenny was keen to...

After several tins of beans, Jenny was keen to demonstrate her low-cost Vectored Thrust solution.
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