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19th Apr 2018, 20:15
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Posted By brokenlink

Never mind "Fox1" it's bl@@dy John Noakes and...

Never mind "Fox1" it's bl@@dy John Noakes and Shep creeping into our six thats worrying me!
9th Dec 2017, 19:12
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Posted By brokenlink

Mexican Mothers Union make their feeling clear on...

Mexican Mothers Union make their feeling clear on Trumps wall plan.
7th Nov 2017, 21:33
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Posted By brokenlink

Let's see Alan Titchmarch and Charlie Dimmock...

Let's see Alan Titchmarch and Charlie Dimmock sort this one out!
5th Oct 2017, 22:13
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Posted By brokenlink

Following on from Nutloose........... No...

Following on from Nutloose...........

No madam, I do not know the words to "YMCA" or the dance moves!
1st Sep 2017, 17:31
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Posted By brokenlink

If we start training him now the ATC glider fleet...

If we start training him now the ATC glider fleet might just be back in service by the time he is old enough to fly one as a cadet!
13th Aug 2017, 20:43
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Posted By brokenlink

An early Italian attempt at the Shorts/Mayo...

An early Italian attempt at the Shorts/Mayo composite.
5th Aug 2017, 11:25
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Posted By brokenlink

Sorry Wills, daddy's got his hand stuck in your...

Sorry Wills, daddy's got his hand stuck in your new glove puppet!
28th May 2017, 12:47
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Posted By brokenlink

Ok chaps, lesson for us all, we have to monitor...

Ok chaps, lesson for us all, we have to monitor contracted out maintenance properly in future! What would happen if we let this sort of thing happen again to say, the ATC gliders?"
16th May 2017, 18:07
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Posted By brokenlink

Mavericks attempt at wooing "Charlie" with a...

Mavericks attempt at wooing "Charlie" with a thrilling motorcycle ride hit a snag at the first set of lights. When he dumped the clutch he also dumped his date!
28th Apr 2017, 13:03
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Posted By brokenlink

US President regrets tweeting that the average...

US President regrets tweeting that the average member of the gun lobby could not hit the side of a barn at 20 paces!
13th Apr 2017, 12:12
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Posted By brokenlink

H&S reviewd at German airline after engineer...

H&S reviewd at German airline after engineer Franz Schzitt, slips and strikes his head on a turbine disk whist carrying out a routine inspection.
10th Apr 2017, 21:44
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Posted By brokenlink

MoDs DE&S new multi role Despatch Riders...

MoDs DE&S new multi role Despatch Riders motorcycle met with approval from Front Line troops on account of its survivorbility, however members of the Army White Helmets motorcycle display team were...
15th Mar 2017, 21:07
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Posted By brokenlink

No Dear Leader I not just come for auditioning...

No Dear Leader I not just come for auditioning for Kinky Boots stage play this is Anti G Suit!
25th Jan 2017, 19:41
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Posted By brokenlink

PN- can confirm the ghostly Spit at Biggin Hill,...

PN- can confirm the ghostly Spit at Biggin Hill, heard it as dusk fell a couple of times. As I lived a few yards from where a RCAF Spitfire crashed I wonder if it is connected.
11th Sep 2016, 21:04
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Posted By brokenlink

When I said ditch the landing I meant go around...

When I said ditch the landing I meant go around again idiot!
9th Jul 2016, 08:07
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Posted By brokenlink

Filming for the remake of Murphys Law got off to...

Filming for the remake of Murphys Law got off to a bad start!
23rd Mar 2016, 16:35
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Posted By brokenlink

D Trump esquires notion of flying incommunicado...

D Trump esquires notion of flying incommunicado to his next appointment did not eggactly work out when Yosimite Sam bought him down with a well placed shot!
14th Nov 2015, 17:45
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Posted By brokenlink

"Oh you are awful, but I like you!" With...

"Oh you are awful, but I like you!"

With apologies to the late Dick Emery.
30th Sep 2015, 18:42
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Posted By brokenlink

Baron Bomburst realised to his horror that he had...

Baron Bomburst realised to his horror that he had set the wrong postcode in Chittys sat nav and this definitely was not Vulgaria!
28th Aug 2015, 22:21
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Posted By brokenlink

Captain, do we have enough string to put ALL...

Captain, do we have enough string to put ALL these up in place of dice in the bridge windows?
4th Nov 2013, 16:46
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Posted By brokenlink

X Factor wannabee remixes the Robbie Williams...

X Factor wannabee remixes the Robbie Williams classic to "Falling without Wings" and crashes 'n' burns taking it a bit too literally during the filming of the promo vid!
4th Oct 2013, 21:03
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Posted By brokenlink

Whilst practicing for their new display routine,...

Whilst practicing for their new display routine, the White Helmets Army Display Team were wondering how the hell they were going to get this thing down and stopped in Earl Court!
29th Sep 2013, 19:19
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Posted By brokenlink

When I said dip the lights..............!

When I said dip the lights..............!
20th Sep 2013, 20:20
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Posted By brokenlink

Skip, when you said you were going to do a daisy...

Skip, when you said you were going to do a daisy cutter of a flyby I kinda assumed it was across the base, not into it!
19th Sep 2013, 22:00
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Posted By brokenlink

Skip, how many times to have I have to tell you,...

Skip, how many times to have I have to tell you, "George" does not have an autoland facility no matter how many dammed buttons you push!
8th Sep 2013, 19:20
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Posted By brokenlink

Plt Off Prune wondered whether the CO would buy...

Plt Off Prune wondered whether the CO would buy his theory that, following his latest "arrival" he had just converted the VVIP transport to a multi role a/c - transport and snow blower!
25th Jun 2013, 19:08
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Posted By brokenlink

"Right, have got the Cornetto in my left hand and...

"Right, have got the Cornetto in my left hand and the Aldi version in my right, all I need now is Gondolier and canal!"
21st Jun 2013, 17:54
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Posted By brokenlink

Sarge, just realised why its only developing 1HP,...

Sarge, just realised why its only developing 1HP, plug leads are crossed!
9th Jun 2013, 19:57
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Posted By brokenlink

"Trouble with the undercart Sir"? "Why yes...

"Trouble with the undercart Sir"?

"Why yes Chiefy as a matter of fact it was a little sticky"

"Wouldn't let the CO hear you say that Sir, thats his kite!"


(With apologies to a certain film...
27th May 2013, 18:34
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Posted By brokenlink

Para on extreme right thinks ........"Hells...

Para on extreme right thinks ........"Hells teeth, if its my jump number on the back or my helmet its going to be a tad crowded in there!"

or

"Sarge, when I signed for me chute and helmet why...
26th Apr 2013, 17:13
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Posted By brokenlink

Last time I fly with a start up budget airline. ...

Last time I fly with a start up budget airline. Not only have they saved weight by removing the cabin sides and roof, the bu@@ers have omitted the bog as well which is why I am sitting here with me...
6th Mar 2013, 23:35
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Posted By brokenlink

Following on with the Chav theme...... "Is...

Following on with the Chav theme......

"Is this the face of bovvvvered?"
3rd Mar 2013, 20:45
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Posted By brokenlink

Look I know you said Antonio offered us a pony...

Look I know you said Antonio offered us a pony for the plane but I thought he meant twenty five quid!
22nd Jan 2013, 19:08
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Posted By brokenlink

Trials of latest battlefield PGM halted after...

Trials of latest battlefield PGM halted after delivery vehicle refuses to leave stable after overfuelling with strawberries.

or

"Thistle never work"

(Getting hat,coat etc).
30th Sep 2012, 20:44
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Posted By brokenlink

"I know we used to put chipped coconut shell down...

"I know we used to put chipped coconut shell down Canberra intakes to de-coke them Avons when they were running but do you think we used a tad too much abrasive with this one?"
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