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(un PC) The new batch of WRNS on 847 NAS were a bit more upmarket.
(un PC) But which one is the DAEO?
(ask around at VL!)
The booties decided that just wearing a dress wasn't going to cut it at the summer ball, so some went that one step further.......with mixed results.
(un PC) But which one is the DAEO?
(ask around at VL!)The booties decided that just wearing a dress wasn't going to cut it at the summer ball, so some went that one step further.......with mixed results.
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-On the walkround the crew found Six new Cracks on the port side of the airframe!
-Fancy a game of hide the saussage?
-After returning from lunch, the crew were shocked to find that the Middle Wallop clacker bowser had jacknifed on the Pan.
-Fancy a game of hide the saussage?
-After returning from lunch, the crew were shocked to find that the Middle Wallop clacker bowser had jacknifed on the Pan.
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You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off....... 
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Without further ado:
In 3rd place is Compressorstall with:-
The Lynx mobile brothel was a significant enhancement to the Operational Welfare Package...although it was performance limited...
In 2nd place is airborne artist with:-
Pilot to Obs "I said let's pull some cunning stunts when we fly ashore" not "Let's pull some stunning c...."
And the clear winner is Lafyar Cokov with
They're cheap, tacky, socially embarrassing and have particularly short legs......but enough of the Lynx!!!!!!!!!
Over to you Lafyar............
In 3rd place is Compressorstall with:-
The Lynx mobile brothel was a significant enhancement to the Operational Welfare Package...although it was performance limited...
In 2nd place is airborne artist with:-
Pilot to Obs "I said let's pull some cunning stunts when we fly ashore" not "Let's pull some stunning c...."
And the clear winner is Lafyar Cokov with
They're cheap, tacky, socially embarrassing and have particularly short legs......but enough of the Lynx!!!!!!!!!
Over to you Lafyar............
No caption, I'm afraid, but saw this in JB, which may be apposite:
A bloke picks up a good looking woman in a night club. They move to the dance floor and start smooching. Now that he's close he can really smell her perfume.
"You smell really nice" he says.
"Oh, thank you", she replies. "Its Channel No 5".
"Mmm", she says "You smell pretty good too. What have you got on?"
"Actually", he replies "I've got a hard on, but I'm bloody surprised you can smell that!"
A bloke picks up a good looking woman in a night club. They move to the dance floor and start smooching. Now that he's close he can really smell her perfume.
"You smell really nice" he says.
"Oh, thank you", she replies. "Its Channel No 5".
"Mmm", she says "You smell pretty good too. What have you got on?"
"Actually", he replies "I've got a hard on, but I'm bloody surprised you can smell that!"
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After the photograph with the officers, HM carried out the annual inspection of the battalion. She specifically made sure that all ranks had polished their helmets.