Without further ado:
In 3rd place is Compressorstall with:-
The Lynx mobile brothel was a significant enhancement to the Operational Welfare Package...although it was performance limited...
In 2nd place is airborne artist with:-
Pilot to Obs "I said let's pull some cunning stunts when we fly ashore" not "Let's pull some stunning c...."
And the clear winner is Lafyar Cokov with
They're cheap, tacky, socially embarrassing and have particularly short legs......but enough of the Lynx!!!!!!!!!
Over to you Lafyar............