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Old 24th Apr 2013, 17:02
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"PFC Minderbinder,.........I said fall out and go to Mount Carmel you blithering REMF idiot"

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Old 24th Apr 2013, 17:31
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The vet says if you find his watch in there, can he please have it back.
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Old 24th Apr 2013, 17:32
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"That's not quite what the camel breeder meant by artificial insemination, Private, but carry on."
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Old 24th Apr 2013, 17:43
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"So friends always check the camels looks. Gritted teeth are a sure sign that the camel is about to break wind"
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Old 24th Apr 2013, 17:48
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They don't like it up 'em, Captain!
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Old 24th Apr 2013, 18:07
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Smith wasn't sure that Camel's were better than Marlboro.
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Old 24th Apr 2013, 18:18
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"It reminds me of home Sarge, she's a spitter too".
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Old 24th Apr 2013, 19:16
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"She's prettier and a fair bit lighter than the wife, but question is:
Can she wash up?"
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Old 25th Apr 2013, 00:40
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ShyTorque - there is no substitute
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Old 25th Apr 2013, 02:20
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I totally agree with Fox3 etc....

Shytorque, that was hilarious! Thank you.
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Old 25th Apr 2013, 02:23
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Shytorque quickly dismounts after seeing his Missus & the rest of the herd coming over the hill....
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Old 25th Apr 2013, 02:25
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Buster, you owe me a new laptop!

Well played sir, as usual.
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Old 25th Apr 2013, 06:17
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ShyTorque ... Are you sure you didn't mistype the letter L
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Old 25th Apr 2013, 08:56
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The boss says no need to tenderise it, Tesco's will do that when they add it to their burgers..
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Old 25th Apr 2013, 11:28
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"Hey Sarge, where's the Gas cap on these things".
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Old 25th Apr 2013, 11:50
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"Perkins, you're well and truly in the **** now"

" I know, I missed"





Ps I did type you're but the iPad changed it and I never caught it....

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Old 25th Apr 2013, 11:59
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Perkins needs a grammar lesson NL.

You're not your...........
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Old 25th Apr 2013, 13:00
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Geezuzz Hank. Most people just buy pirated DVD's of those kids!
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Old 25th Apr 2013, 13:44
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Nutty was shocked to find his girlfriend playing the field!

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Old 25th Apr 2013, 14:55
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"there is no substitute"

FOX 3, is that no substitute for the wife or the camel?
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