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Old 1st Feb 2013, 00:19
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"The 'engine' has a full horsepower - we feed him Tesco burgers"
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 00:23
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Relocate to Salford???

The Gardeners' Question Time crew 'go postal'
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 05:25
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Every Somali pirate gets free limo service to and from the port.
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 05:59
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BAE upgrade their Turretless Bradley, codenamed the Wiggins

....the unique double-V hulled Bonus Buster gives Bankers added protection against IED.
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 06:38
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Usain Bolts new career got off to a flyer!

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Legless Pete loved the new equal opportunity Somali Pirate Squadron.
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 07:34
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Mogadishu Comprehensive School found that sports day's 'parents race' was becoming a little too competitive.

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Old 1st Feb 2013, 07:44
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X!obile: " click click click click click"
Winston: " what did you say?"
X!obile: " I didn't say anything but I'm out of bullets......."
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 07:46
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Hey Malimott you really must work on your face camouflage, a little brown still.......
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 07:51
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Yep ... as I opened the throttle I began to experience marked nose wheel shimmy
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 07:58
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With Korfa stoked on a diet of Sago Beans for the past month engaging the afterburner was spontaneous
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 08:21
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Faster James, there's a sale on at Foot Locker
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 08:35
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Keep going, we're out running that French Jaguar..

Or

I haven't got windscreen wipers to remove the bugs, quick, open your mouth.



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Old 1st Feb 2013, 09:13
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Okay, we are ready for hose & drogue refuelling...
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 11:19
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Mogadishu Tower to Bird patrol expedite runway exit and turn off onto hi speedR3
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 11:22
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Dear Friend.

I am General M'bloko from Nigeria's Interior Ministry & I have been searching for a respected colleague to share in a joint venture for a new light tank...
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 11:23
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A demonstration of the new Army fitness test for an officer and his batman.
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 11:34
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Hurry.. There's a queue forming at the Brixton benefits office already.

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Wheelbarrow thefts by armed gangs in Somali are rife, a black trade had developed smuggling the said barrows into Ireland.

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And before the Red Barrows, we had the Black Barrows, as indeed did the RAF with the similar sounding Red Arrows.

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No, a horse goes clippity clop, you go flippity flop
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 11:49
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KITT was played"angrier" in the Somali version of Knight Rider, but Hasselhoffs character was spot on.
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 12:06
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Daily Wail Online Friday 1st Feb 2013.....

New report into the 2012 Tottenham Riots show just how difficult it was for the Police to identify the rioters
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Old 1st Feb 2013, 12:26
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"Hey, Boss this wheel barrow's got something wrong with it, the wheel goes squeeeeeeeeak .............squeeeeeeeak.............squeeeeeak!"

"You make it go squick, squick, squick, now, or you dead!"
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