Caption competition

[NutLoose]

Hurry.. There's a queue forming at the Brixton benefits office already.

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Wheelbarrow thefts by armed gangs in Somali are rife, a black trade had developed smuggling the said barrows into Ireland.

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And before the Red Barrows, we had the Black Barrows, as indeed did the RAF with the similar sounding Red Arrows.

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No, a horse goes clippity clop, you go flippity flop
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