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"And this is why we call it the Fart-Kart"
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After a rigorous competition, SAC Jenny had been chosen to test the UK's answer to the Space Shuttle. It was only one second after ignition that she suddenly thought:
"Oh my God, I think I've left the iron on"
"Oh my God, I think I've left the iron on"
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For readers of JetBlast:
"A smug smile played around the lips of Flt Lt Bloggs as the runway conveyor belt moved underneath him. He was right. He would never become airborne"
...or would he?
"A smug smile played around the lips of Flt Lt Bloggs as the runway conveyor belt moved underneath him. He was right. He would never become airborne"
...or would he?
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Hello all,
Apologies for the late judging. Mrs Radalt had made plans and apparently judging the Cap Com isn't a good enough excuse not to go. Pah! Wimmin!
So without further a do...
The winner is:
Step forward Shy Torque!
Apologies for the late judging. Mrs Radalt had made plans and apparently judging the Cap Com isn't a good enough excuse not to go. Pah! Wimmin!
So without further a do...
The winner is:
"And this is why we call it the Fart-Kart"
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Their performance was never quite so precise after doctors finally separated the cojoined twins.
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In 2008, Nike began its sponsorship of the armed services and "Don't ask don't tell" was finally replaced with "Just do it".
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The chaps had done such a magnificent job of decorating the main hangar on HMS Ark Royal. This trip was going to be ten months to remember.
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Herr Oberleuitnant Von Bloggs had been awarded the Knight's Cross mit Oak Leaves so many times that a special uniform had to be designed just to display them properly.
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I'm Jake the Peg...with the extra leg
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A typical Glasgow weekend in Blackpool
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A little colour came to Jemima's cheeks as she realised exactly how pleased Roderick was to see her
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"Wonderful" cried the MC of the pro am ballroom contest on the good ship Poseiden "Let's give our contestants a big wave"
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In 2008, Nike began its sponsorship of the armed services and "Don't ask don't tell" was finally replaced with "Just do it".
===
The chaps had done such a magnificent job of decorating the main hangar on HMS Ark Royal. This trip was going to be ten months to remember.
===
Herr Oberleuitnant Von Bloggs had been awarded the Knight's Cross mit Oak Leaves so many times that a special uniform had to be designed just to display them properly.
===
I'm Jake the Peg...with the extra leg
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A typical Glasgow weekend in Blackpool
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A little colour came to Jemima's cheeks as she realised exactly how pleased Roderick was to see her
===
"Wonderful" cried the MC of the pro am ballroom contest on the good ship Poseiden "Let's give our contestants a big wave"