Caption competition

[FinelyChopped]

Right folks, the time has come.
Entries included a nice mixture of the sublime and the ridiculous (not to mention the splendidly crude), and in reverse order the results are as follows:
Third place to 6Z3 with
The newly commissioned Cornwall weather simulator gave inner city holidaymakers the opportunity to avoid the A30 altogether.
Runner-up spot to pohm1 with
Despite the Captain's steadfast refusal to surface, HMS Trafalgar's latest navigational faux pas had not gone unnoticed.
And the winner is arandcee with
Guy on the middle bench: 'I'm so utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly, f^cking bored. If I've got to go in one more shop I'm taking out the Uzi . . . (a sentiment I can share)

Arandcee, over to you.

[arandcee]

ccol! sorry, forgot to check yesterday - new pic this evening (gmt)

[arandcee]

ok guys and gals, exercise your giggle muscle on this one:



judging will have to be Monday next week as I'm away next weekend

[Air Cadet]

Left hand down a bit

[Chippie Chappie]

'Imitzed the turn.

[FinelyChopped]

After her captain brought the Nimitz down safely on the water, the ship veered sharply to the left.

This is sooo wrong...

[im from uranus]

The Royal Navy regret taking HMS Ark Royal to Liverpool and letting the local 'yoof' on board!

[wildweeble]

"Reverse cuban, hammerhead, then the finishing touch ... the lomcevak. This was one hot ship and, thought Nigel, his steely smile beneath the oxygen mask invisible to the awestruck crowd, one hot pilot."

[amalfi]

"I told you we should have chained down the aircraft first"

[Buster Hyman]

If you think that's good, you should see the Admirals skid marks!!!

[pohm1]

"Hard to port, I can see Sully Sullenberger on finals......"

P1

[ehwatezedoing]

Nnnnaaaaaaah...Canadian Geese!!!!!

[saudipc-9]

"Showing slightly left of the localizer, call the ball!"

[FinelyChopped]

Call yourselves aviators? Land on THIS!

[Maxibon]

What????????

[The AvgasDinosaur]

First Buccaneer pilot to make the transition to ships captain, takes his new command for a local circuit.
Be lucky
David

[Hempy]

"Some say his right nipple is shaped like the Nürburgring, others that he could hand-brake turn an Aircraft Carrier....all we know is he's called The Stig" .

[ZH875]

The Navy decided that as they were going to an active area, they had better return to port to stock up with iPods., and quickly.




or





"Now hear this, Now hear this..................Could Leading Seaman Turney please sit on the other side of the dining room.

[JagRigger]

"Get some of these fat B*****ds in the Port canteen quick"

[622]

Despite the warning to the crew..they couldn't resist rushing to get a sneak preview of the page 3 girls boat arriving on the Stbd side.