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Old 26th Aug 2008, 13:57
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Sometimes the direct approach is best -

"Show us yer tits, luv".
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Old 26th Aug 2008, 14:13
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Man thinking: Bald dwarf sumo wrestling. That could catch on

Or (in homage to another thread)

Woman saying: So on this cultural diversity programme we are going to learn how to look at work colleagues as equals, not sex objects
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Old 26th Aug 2008, 14:18
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Bugger diversity - how about some inclusion?
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Old 26th Aug 2008, 14:31
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New Reactive Armour withdrawn from service after concerns that disguising it as a blow up dolls might cause incidents of friendly fire.
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Old 26th Aug 2008, 15:30
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...go on...drop it....drop it.....
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Old 26th Aug 2008, 16:57
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Old 26th Aug 2008, 16:58
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The new forces news reports helped troops abroad keep abreast of the news.
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Old 26th Aug 2008, 17:28
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Millitary chiefs release photo of new bazooka's, cunningly disguised!
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Old 26th Aug 2008, 18:57
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It may be the world's smallest spittoon but I bet I could get one in from here !
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Old 26th Aug 2008, 20:22
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'At least if everybody's staring at her tits they won't notice my stiffy!'

OR

It was only a matter of time before Major Hardon met Norma Stitz
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Old 26th Aug 2008, 21:19
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"Not your dad's army, indeed"
 
Old 27th Aug 2008, 07:18
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That reminds me, I must get some milk on the way home

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Well that's one for the bank!
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Old 27th Aug 2008, 07:31
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Is that the pair in the Independence Cigar Ad? I wonder!!
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Old 28th Aug 2008, 07:21
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Ladies, the winner is chris_tivver with:

Woman saying: So on this cultural diversity programme we are going to learn how to look at work colleagues as equals, not sex objects
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Old 28th Aug 2008, 07:50
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F***

I've never won a caption competition before. I'll have to find a pic and work out how to post it now. If anyone else has one ready go for it.
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Old 28th Aug 2008, 08:02
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Ok, the Olympics may be finished but lets give the chinese a last chance to impress. May be tricky this one

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Old 28th Aug 2008, 09:01
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That's very good General Zhang, but what we asked for was 5 interlinked rings.

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Old 28th Aug 2008, 10:20
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"Well, General Zhang, I can see how you've tackled the 'hearts' bit but what were you planning to do about 'minds'?
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Old 28th Aug 2008, 11:02
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"You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in, out, in" etc
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Old 28th Aug 2008, 12:20
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Security for their latest stealth fighter was proving to be manpower intensive
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