Caption competition
Trump: "These two trees..."
Kim: "Yes?"
Trump: "You notice they're shaped like a mushroom cloud?"
Kim: "Uh-huh."
Trump: "Well the one we've dropped on your side is much bigger than the one you've dropped on our side."
Kim: "Yes?"
Trump: "You notice they're shaped like a mushroom cloud?"
Kim: "Uh-huh."
Trump: "Well the one we've dropped on your side is much bigger than the one you've dropped on our side."
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POTUS: Do you Tweet?
LFO: I Premier of Democratic People's Repubric of Korea, not some stupid bruddy bird!
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Ah, Mr Trump, I'm so glad you have the good taste not to wear brown shoes with your blue suit, unlike the photographer behind you...
Oh...about this new China trade deal.....the Chinese in Hong Kong are flying American Flags....if you look over your shoulder you will see the Chinese raising their flags.
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POTUS: Suit by Saint Lauren, shirt by Pierre Cardin, tie by Hermes, shoes by Gucci, hair by Tommy...
LFO: That's incredible! Snap!
LFO: That's incredible! Snap!
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"Ahhh the Bush, I call it George and take my morning piss up against it, do you have anything similar?"
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Trump: "I hereby name this place....Ground Zero!"
Trump: "On this great day for democracy in the People's Republic of North Korea, I would like to build a golf course or two and a luxury resort. There'll be something in it for you, naturally."