Caption competition

[NutLoose]

"Ok well see who can shoot a boogie down, Smithers, out with your snot rag"

[c52]

"Right, let's try again. I give the command to surrender, and we all get out our hankies and hold them up."

[Ascend Charlie]

"Give me back Section Officer Harvey's knickers, or I'll blow the head off this midget!"

[Dan Gerous]

Why can't we do Russian Roulette with my Colt 45?

[c52]

"Lads, the smudgy mark on the end of the wing will wash off - there's no need to squabble about which of you did it. Here - use my knickers to wipe it clean."

[Buster Hyman]

Gunfight at the UK Corral

[NutLoose]

"I'm the Wing Commander"

[Big Pistons Forever]

This is why they stopped issuing pistols to aircrew.....

[Big Pistons Forever]

Their Lordships have decided that the practice of combining Army and Air Force aircrew has resulted in a reduction in unit cohesion....

[Ascend Charlie]

The use of a backpack full of water to feed the water pistols via a hose made a water fight last just SO MUCH longer. But they needed a rag to wipe up with when the water ran out.

[Kiltrash]

The Pilot shows his superior spacial awareness by turning sideways to present a smaller profile.
The gunner swops his gun for a machine pistol
The referee bravely runs away
Leaving Hoskins with the protection of a small white piece of linen

[Kiltrash]

After a dead heat between Buster and Nutty in the Cap Comp Wensleydale decides on the only fair way to find the latest winner

[Kiltrash]

In the latest round of Leaders Debate, Johnson challenged Corbyn to a duel, knowing the Labour leader would not pull the trigger

[Kiltrash]

Thinking he had won the game Hoskins pulled off the blindfold only to discover that the rules had changed somewhat.

[Kiltrash]

As the King's messanger approached with the Royal Pardon Hoskins removed the blindfold only to discover it was only a dream

[Kiltrash]

While practicing flying blind Fritz landed and remover the blindfold only to discover he was at Manston not Calais

[Penny Washers]

Calling "Fox 1" when you pull the trigger is something of an overkill, Hoskins.

[Kiltrash]

I think the punishment for unathorised sonic boom over London is a bit harsh

[c52]

Man on left thinks: Win or lose, I'll have shot a hole in one of His Majesty's aircraft.

[racedo]

Prior to Breitling watches becoming available for pilots, they just pulled their equipment out for comparison.