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Old 12th Oct 2019, 07:08
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Rudolph Hess, the original model for Dilbert.

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Old 12th Oct 2019, 07:23
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Adolf: "You put ze right hand in, you take ze right hand out,
You put ze right hand up, und you schake it all about...."
Hess: "Ach du lieber Gott!"
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Old 12th Oct 2019, 07:29
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Much to Hitler's annoyance at the march of the Olympic competitors at the closing ceremony, Jesse won the High jump with an impromptu effort.
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Old 12th Oct 2019, 09:40
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Baldrick (immediately left of Hitler's belt): I am not going to look, I am not going to look, I am not going to look.
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Old 12th Oct 2019, 10:32
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Hitler to Hess.... These are not the Stormtroopers you are looking for
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Old 12th Oct 2019, 10:40
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....And when Agent Kiltrash gets back from Moscow please invite him to our Christmas trip to London

(Ps just at the Airport leaving via Zurich. Think I evaded the KGB )
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Old 12th Oct 2019, 18:31
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Guy on the left, Jezz Addie, try some deodorant.
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Old 12th Oct 2019, 19:57
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She's a little Scots woman, about so high, looks like wee Jimmy Krankie. Gott in Himmel, ONE OF YOU must know where she is!!!! Ah for God's Sake, Hess, take a 110, go find her. Ach, mein ulcers!
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Old 12th Oct 2019, 20:22
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Hitler never able to get it up until Viagra came to the rescue.
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Old 12th Oct 2019, 20:59
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"Ziss time, no more meezter nice guy!"

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Old 12th Oct 2019, 22:24
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"Schnell mit ze aspirins, zis bayonet through mein hand is killing me!"
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 00:07
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Brilliant entries so far, keep them coming
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 00:11
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Hess. Find Dr. Finkleberg for me. My hernia still Hurts but now I can't move my arm!
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 02:28
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The Fuhrer indicates that it was four runs, but all eyes are on Section Officer Harvey, who was streaking on the pitch.
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 02:48
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You never needed a spirit level when the Fuhrer was around...
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 02:49
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HESS! I SAID NO STARCH!!!!!
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 04:11
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The rugby match must go ahead unless the water is up to here.
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 04:32
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Catching the Bus Customers are requested to arrive at the bus stop at least five minutes before the bus is due and give a clear hand signal to the driver to stop the bus. Nearly all the stops we serve are "request stops", so you must signal or the bus might not stop.
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 05:03
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Normally when one cannot decide on where to go on holiday one sticks a pin on a map not smother Europe with a outstretched palm
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Old 13th Oct 2019, 05:34
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To pass all candidates must Goose step this high passing out parade
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