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Old 22nd Jun 2008, 21:56
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Seems you have a nose for trouble, pal!
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Old 22nd Jun 2008, 21:58
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I'd like to see the Brits land a Typhoon worse than this.
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Old 22nd Jun 2008, 21:59
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Errrm! You know, we have an FOD team to clear the runways! YOU don't need to go looking that carefully at the R/W surface!!
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Old 22nd Jun 2008, 22:01
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Mate, we generally bow to Her Majesty AFTER getting out of the aircraft!!
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Old 22nd Jun 2008, 22:09
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Just out of Shot old Buffer in Flat cap and string back gloves is saying to Plod "I'm sorry officer I just didn't see him".........
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Old 22nd Jun 2008, 22:36
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Following a search of the base, the pilot was discovered in the BOQ anteroom reading a copy of the New York Times.

(Variation on a theme)
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Old 22nd Jun 2008, 22:44
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Dude...did you seriously transmit, "Two, watch this!"





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Death Star Ops, we've found Vader
 
Old 22nd Jun 2008, 22:50
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Oh no... that's two mechanics up an engine intake in the same day....!
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Old 23rd Jun 2008, 00:13
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The latest 'swords to ploughshares' initiative - the stealth snow plough.
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Old 23rd Jun 2008, 00:21
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'Damm......you guys were right! he did leave his wallet behind.....and....whoa.....check out the skid marks!
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Old 23rd Jun 2008, 04:25
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Sqn Boss to Bloggs "...so which part of 'three greens' is it that you don't understand?"
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Old 23rd Jun 2008, 08:26
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"Well, we can certainly see it now can't we?"
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Old 23rd Jun 2008, 08:35
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Get the T-Cut lads, no one will ever know...
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Old 23rd Jun 2008, 11:47
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This is the replacement for the MRDs at Marham
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Old 23rd Jun 2008, 12:18
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"You've ruined it. Now anyone can see it on radar!!"
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Old 23rd Jun 2008, 13:26
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Even the runways are stealthy these days
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Old 23rd Jun 2008, 15:58
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"Well it's up to you. You can do this through your insurance, but we could probably knock out the dents for less than your excess?"


Just out of Shot old Buffer in Flat cap and string back gloves is saying to Plod "I'm sorry officer I just didn't see him".........
Been there, nearly done that!
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Old 23rd Jun 2008, 16:07
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"they'll never let me live this down on PPrune"
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Old 23rd Jun 2008, 16:23
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"The F-117 bows out of service."
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Old 23rd Jun 2008, 22:02
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"Naah, it's OK -- it'll do a trip"
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