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Our new youth military military initiative is the Combine Cadet Force... it'll sort out the wheat from the chavs.
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The piston engine was designed to the conventional Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow principle ... but it never got beyond Suck.
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George's chat up lines always included how he "liked some tail", had a "really stiff strut" and that his jet pipe was "so massive he could blow a girls hat off". Once he sent his fiancee the picture to prove it he felt sure he'd get a shag.
Following criticism that MFTS is not producing pilots suitably qualified for the front line, the Tucano replacement is finally revealed. "If they can fly 3 circuits in this, the Typhoon OCU will be a doddle."
Ok. Sunday lunchtime, well where I am anyway so Judge Judy and Executioner time..
Kiltrash is now recipient of CFS trophy, sent to you on a prayer as no wings.
"Bernard Mathews high speed Chicken Plucker shows promise "
Kiltrash is now recipient of CFS trophy, sent to you on a prayer as no wings.
"Bernard Mathews high speed Chicken Plucker shows promise "
Having consumed far to many Easter Eggs I feel it is time we had a go at....and what other comments would be appropriate / funny?
This will be a quickie, as the actress said to the Bishop, judging lunchtime Tuesday UK time
This will be a quickie, as the actress said to the Bishop, judging lunchtime Tuesday UK time
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Mike Nesmith, a long time before his audition for The Monkees...