Caption competition

[SASless]

When Bloggs voluteered for a super secret project....little did he know it was a joint MOD/Police effort to clear the roadways of Road Ragers.

[BTDTGTTShirt]

BANZAI doh fec banzai

[airborne_artist]

It was only when acceptance trials started that Procurement realised the lowest-cost offer from ToysRUs had significant short-comings.

[Darth Nigel]

Pilot: "Let's see that sod in the Phantom fly under me now"

[Go Smoke]

He could still hear their mocking laughter ringing in his ears as he wobbled out of the workshop, and indeed some might have called him obsessive, but Engineering Officer Cripps wasn't bitter at getting kicked off the FJ pilot course just determined to show them they'd made a mistake.

or

Times were tough and pay cuts threatened so, evoking the wartime spirit, the squadron started 'Roundel Pizzas'

or

With the swinging cutbacks it was inevitable that something had to give, however it really took their breath away when they saw the new simulator being trialed.

[lostintranslational]

Due to a recent spell of warm weather there was no chance of 'a little nip in the air!'

[Darth Nigel]

been done in Jet Blast

Here's a thread

and my favorite from that was:

Evidence emerged today of further doubts concerning George Bushs military service as a pilot in the Air National Guard

from Burnt Fishtrousers

[adr]

Heh. Thanks for the heads-up. Nonetheless, I'll still leave this one open, but now I know where to look to disqualify apparently plagiaristic entries!

adr

[BikerMark]

"If it takes longer than 30 minutes to deliver your missile, you get it for free"

[Oggin Aviator]

Due to Austin Powers continuing success, Dr Evil reluctantly agreed to let loose Mini-Me ....

edit: b*gger, just seen Jericho's caption on that other thread

[ShyTorque]

Oo-er JENGO! Best we wash the next one on the delicate fabrics setting...

[adr]

Last call for entries.

Judging of this round will take place at or soon after 2215Z today.

adr

[adr]

Here, then, are the much-anticipated results for this round. The three finalists, selected from a worthy field, are:

It was only when acceptance trials started that Procurement realised the lowest-cost offer from ToysRUs had significant short-comings. (airborne_artist)

Times were tough and pay cuts threatened so, evoking the wartime spirit, the squadron started 'Roundel Pizzas' (Go Smoke)

Oo-er JENGO! Best we wash the next one on the delicate fabrics setting... (ShyTorque)

And the winner is ...

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Times were tough and pay cuts threatened so, evoking the wartime spirit, the squadron started 'Roundel Pizzas'

Congratulations, Go Smoke! Please step forward to pick up your prize. Oh, yes, and to provide the pic for the next round.

Go Smoke, you have control.

adr

[Go Smoke]

Thanks for that adr, it's much appreciated.

Give me a mo and I'll rummage around for something worthy of the outstanding witticisms of you lot.

Thanks again,
GS.

[Go Smoke]

Ok, here we go with the next round.
I hope this picture does the job ok.
I think it gives plenty of scope for a multitude of interpretations
Best of luck,
GS.

[PerArdua]

Defence Cuts mean worlds first human propeller brought into Service

[Oggin Aviator]

Inquisitive aircrew try to find the box containing the 2005 Defence Budget.

[Guern]

I knew we should have put that manhole cover back on!

[ZH875]

After many hours of searching, the groundcrew discover the aircrew's secret stash of Mars Bars.

[adr]

Retrofitting the memorial flight's vintage headsets with rare earth magnets seemed a good idea, until the wearers approached each other on their way to the flight line.

adr