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Old 20th Mar 2017, 14:10   #41741 (permalink)
 
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"No glorious Leader, when I said defect, I meant the aircraft is erm not serviceable"
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Old 20th Mar 2017, 14:17   #41742 (permalink)
 
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"Do not worry Pilot, I see the West's progress and the Americans still fly piston fighters, no match for our superior technology."
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Old 20th Mar 2017, 14:20   #41743 (permalink)
 
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"Is it true Glorious Leader, General Dunkan Sondy Sun says missiles are the way of future?"
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Old 20th Mar 2017, 16:54   #41744 (permalink)
 
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It is not true at all, Glorious Leader, that you have a face like a currant bun.

On the contrary, every currant bun in the whole world is highly honoured to look much like the Great Leader's face.
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Old 20th Mar 2017, 18:10   #41745 (permalink)
 
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So Captain, any one ever tell you that in that leather suit and boots you look pretty damn hot?
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Old 20th Mar 2017, 18:11   #41746 (permalink)
 
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So Captain, is it true what they say about men with big watches?
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Old 20th Mar 2017, 19:47   #41747 (permalink)
 
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"This is all very well, but where do I put my dog sarnies ?"
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Old 20th Mar 2017, 23:30   #41748 (permalink)
 
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"So there I was beloved Leader, pulling 7G in a spiral descent while trying to get a firing solution, and then he was toast, what do you think of that?"

"I too like "ghee", I have it on my toast as well"
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Old 20th Mar 2017, 23:33   #41749 (permalink)
 
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"There I was 50,000 feet and nothing on the clock but the makers name... Shoddy damned Korean instrument"
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Old 20th Mar 2017, 23:39   #41750 (permalink)
 
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Sir, did you pull the ejection handle, no I said ejection handle not that one.
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Old 20th Mar 2017, 23:39   #41751 (permalink)
 
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How did they squeeze your fat A** in there.
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Old 21st Mar 2017, 02:27   #41752 (permalink)
 
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Where's your hat, Airman. You're naked on parade.
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Old 21st Mar 2017, 04:28   #41753 (permalink)
 
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I feel the need.....the need for please.

Ahh right right I get it glorious leader, please, please do not touch the handle with the yellow stripes...please.
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Old 21st Mar 2017, 10:33   #41754 (permalink)
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Hold still Sir, we will just need to twist head and tilt, then neck will click back
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Old 21st Mar 2017, 12:58   #41755 (permalink)
 
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So this button fires the cannon? Excellent! Now go find a General and strap him across the muzzle!
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Old 21st Mar 2017, 12:59   #41756 (permalink)
 
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NK Village People rehearsing their next video clip.
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Old 21st Mar 2017, 13:22   #41757 (permalink)
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Yes Glorious Leader, if you flew these things you would have brown trousers to!
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Old 21st Mar 2017, 13:51   #41758 (permalink)
 
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"Thank Christ we got the canopy open, the last time I saw something like that behind glass it was at Sea world"
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Old 21st Mar 2017, 14:00   #41759 (permalink)

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Err, no. There's no button to flush Dear Leader. Why do you ask?
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Old 21st Mar 2017, 17:17   #41760 (permalink)
 
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"Gemme outa here !"
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