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Old 17th Feb 2017, 12:34   #41221 (permalink)

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Ugh, yeah, he's my boyfriend but sometimes, he drives me round the bends...
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"When one marries something so ugly, would one want ones friends to be able to recognise one.....what!"
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"I only married 'im for 'is brass, as people told me he 'ad loads..I didn't figure 'e'd be wearing it!"
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When you said that you'd be using a Canon, he thought he'd have to dive for it!
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The wedding photograph of Lord and Lady Lucan.
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 13:20   #41228 (permalink)
 
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At the Yacht Club Fancy Dress Ball, Mavis was going as a mermaid. She did not want to hinder her partner when they did the foxtrot.
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 13:57   #41229 (permalink)
 
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Down Memory Lane.

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(this will be of interest only to those who remember ITMA !)
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 15:50   #41230 (permalink)
 
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 16:52   #41231 (permalink)
 
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When he said "We will get togged up, have a few pics taken and then you can help me polish my helmet" This was NOT what Lady Chatterley had in mind.
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 17:10   #41232 (permalink)
 
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 17:33   #41233 (permalink)

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. . . . . All because the lady loves Milk Tray
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 19:48   #41235 (permalink)
 
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Anyone dating Cecilia Fellatio-Clagnuts was advised to wear protection.
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 20:14   #41236 (permalink)
 
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Buster always was one to play the Photo Bomb!
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 20:27   #41237 (permalink)
 
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Meanwhile, the replacement for the MPA made an appearance.
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 20:50   #41238 (permalink)
 
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"Let me remind you, Hortense, that it was you who suggested wearing my diving suit while I wore your party frock. These LGBT frolics are supposed to be fun. Don't be so tiresome."
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Old 17th Feb 2017, 20:52   #41239 (permalink)
 
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The imaginative combination of lace, brass and rubber failed to make the Final of "Strictly Come Sha§§ing"
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You know you said you'd been down on everything but the Titanic...
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