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Old 25th Jul 2016, 22:46
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Appreciate the lift mate. That water's too darn cold!
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Old 26th Jul 2016, 08:05
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Commander Bond Sir,

Ah, James, we have been watching Richard Branson' s new yacht but it disappeared off Bermuda. We want you to find it?

"What's it called, the Giant Condominium?"

Out!

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Old 26th Jul 2016, 08:23
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"How is the damn' thing described on the Manifest, Number One ?"
 
Old 26th Jul 2016, 09:03
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Britain's latest export - Sikh temples - made by Sikhs for Sikhs and exported wherever there is a need for even more of the things.
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Old 26th Jul 2016, 09:15
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Just wait until they turn on the light.
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Old 26th Jul 2016, 09:17
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Just shows how bulky those CFL energy-saving bulbs are, doesn't it!
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Old 26th Jul 2016, 10:00
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"The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea in.." (well, it's no dafter than this !)
 
Old 26th Jul 2016, 10:06
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The Brobdingnag Olympic golf team arive in Rio...
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Old 26th Jul 2016, 10:07
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Donald Trump assures voters that he will not use US Government assets to advertise his golf courses...
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Old 26th Jul 2016, 10:59
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As the Russian Olympic Golf team arrive in Rio, Vladimir Putin refutes allegations of state-sponsored use of growth hormones.
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Old 26th Jul 2016, 12:04
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
The "2016 Pprune Hot Air Windbag Inflation Challenge" was going well, but it soon became apparent Buster was streaking ahead of the opposition.
And, as usual, Nutty's coming second....
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Old 26th Jul 2016, 12:08
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Playing against the Russian Water Polo team was difficult as the goalposts kept changing....
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Old 26th Jul 2016, 16:35
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Old 26th Jul 2016, 18:27
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Iceberg, straight ahead!!
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Old 26th Jul 2016, 18:50
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"I've only got two Customs Officers here - and you expect us to rummage that !"
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Old 26th Jul 2016, 21:00
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"The Mersey Docks and Harbour Board heaved a sigh of relief when this cleared the Bar Lightship !"
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Old 26th Jul 2016, 21:24
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Freudian slip or autocorrect, Danny?
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Old 26th Jul 2016, 21:26
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Jordan's new silicon implant has left the factory...
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Old 26th Jul 2016, 21:33
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Delivered to the government at the river terrace of the Houses of Parliament, a new "Thinks Bubble" to replace the previous device apparently damaged beyond repair the day before Brexit planning was due to start last year.
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Old 26th Jul 2016, 23:18
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It's a gift from the Trojans. They're actually a bunch of nice lads...
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