Caption competition

[Gainesy]

G-I-B: "Oh look, fire warning caption".

[antipodean alligator]

RADIO FAILURE

Wingman " Is that HEFOM for Check six?"

[Circuit Basher]

"I knew it was a bad idea giving the refuelling fleet to the Navy - the things you have to do to get tanked these days"

OR

"I told you there was a wasp in here, but did you believe me?"

OR

"Refuelling my @r$e"

[adr]

Joe decided to remove all doubt, and make it clear that he was signalling "I will not comply" rather than "I am unable to comply."

adr

[Go Smoke]

There had been several warnings in the local paper about a 'Phantom Flasher' but, desperately trying to avert their daughters eyes, the Cessna 172 occupants had not taken it so literally until now.

[The Real Slim Shady]

Courtenay had forgotten the hand signal for 'Follow me for tailchase'

[gravity victim]

" OK, so I gave you a bum steer. There's no need to rub my nose in it."

[Flip Flop Flyer]

"See, it's right there where you left it Bloggs!"

[Go Smoke]

Nav - 'wonders why they've formated on an islander'
Pilot Officer Smith had been suffering with a nasty boil for some weeks now and, though he'd never been the sharpest tool in the box, his misunderstanding of the 'flying doctor' concept really took the biscuit.

[Kolibear]

Nav - "When I asked you when you'd planned to demonstrate a Mooney, that wasn't quite what I had in mind"

[Lionel Lion]

Look Nav if I want a bum steer I'll give you one

[Circuit Basher]

Nav "When I said do you want your grapes peeled, I didn't mean those!"

Pilot - "Sodding ground crew always think it's SO funny to Tyrap the pipe for the piddle pack!"

Pilot to Nav - "Quick, pass me your EnRoute Supplement, the groundies have nicked all the loo paper from the PSP!" Nav - "Serves you right for showing off and eating the worm from that Tequila last night after the Mexican - use your chart instead!"

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

Along for a ride as part of a Top Gear episode Clarkson was most taken aback at Lt Bloggs answer to the question " what secondary duties does a Navel Officer have to perform to get promoted nowadays"

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[An Teallach]

The Parliamentary Standards Commissioner concluded that Mr Portillo had indeed abused his position as SofS by using an RAF aircraft for gay cruising.

or

Flt Lt Nobby Piles misunderstood the Sqn Cdr's biblical imprecation to "Visit the grapes of wrath upon thine enemy".

[Mr C Hinecap]

The pilot was utterly sick of the banter the Navs had been giving him all Det. He proved, once and for all, that he COULD find his own @rse with both hands and a torch.

[Toxteth O'Grady]

"Must be a Boscombe crew evaluating the effects of a crack in the canopy."

"Didn't realise you could do a trip round the world in an F4."



TOG

[airborne_artist]

After his latest trip to the waxing parlour, Crispin was keen to show off his Brazilian.

[ACW599]

"I know about rocking the wings and flashing the nav lights, but that's a new one on me. I suppose we'd better follow him".

[Darth Nigel]

Pilot: "...and during my last annual, the medical chappie put vaseline on his finger and stuck it in my mouth! Can you believe it?"

--or--

Practicing for the flypast for the wedding of HRH Charles...

[ACW599]

"So when I give you control, I want you to assume the eject posture -- like this. Any questions?"