Nav "When I said do you want your grapes peeled, I didn't mean those!"
Pilot - "Sodding ground crew always think it's SO funny to Tyrap the pipe for the piddle pack!"
Pilot to Nav - "Quick, pass me your EnRoute Supplement, the groundies have nicked all the loo paper from the PSP!" Nav - "Serves you right for showing off and eating the worm from that Tequila last night after the Mexican - use your chart instead!"