Caption competition
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Everything has moved on with so many caption comps to choose from I'll give the results for the pic I posted. Many high class entries but:
In third place: Brian Dixon, thanks for tuning in.
In second place: PICKS135, are you a techie?
In first place: clicker, proving that $800m worth of investment in the program was well worth it.
In third place: Brian Dixon, thanks for tuning in.
In second place: PICKS135, are you a techie?
In first place: clicker, proving that $800m worth of investment in the program was well worth it.
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Avoid imitations
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I love these in-flight entertainment systems....
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WhiteOvies, TVM for a spectacular coffee-keyboard incident! 
[award thyself a new pair of steaming bats!] 
"......and here is Helga demonstrating our latest anti-DVT techniques."
[award thyself a new pair of steaming bats!] "......and here is Helga demonstrating our latest anti-DVT techniques."
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And this is what passengers in club class get to eat
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"YOU! Yes, you, the bint on the seat! That non-uniform blouse and skirt are clearly man-made material, and sure as hell they're not nomex. You're putting yourself at unecessary hazard. Take them off at once."
- or, with acknowledgment to Gainesy -
"My dear, I assure you that everything is now in the fully upright position."
adr
- or, with acknowledgment to Gainesy -
"My dear, I assure you that everything is now in the fully upright position."
adr
Last edited by adr; 1st Jun 2006 at 21:13.
From "PC Bitch-watch":
'In a shocking move today, an American cabin crewperson attempted to demonstrate that she was both feminine and possessed a sense of humour. This runs totally against the spirit of female emancipation, or rather, epersoncipation, particularly in the following areas:
The sisterhood does not allow smiling on duty.
The sisterhood forbids the display of lower limbs above the ankle.
The sisterhood requires all wimmin to wear dungarees, rather than apparel which might lead non-wimmin to notice the upper body shape of sisterhood wimmin.
The Chief Harpie of our sisterhood has registered a formal complaint with the management of the airline concerned. The sisterhood awaits a response.'
Response from the airline vice-president:
"P*ss off you miserable bunch of dikes and get a life. Our passengers like our cabin staff to be normal, friendly ladies. Now s*d off with your prejudices and your vibrating electrical accessories and find someone else to annoy!"
"And get me a gin and tonic while you're at it!"
'In a shocking move today, an American cabin crewperson attempted to demonstrate that she was both feminine and possessed a sense of humour. This runs totally against the spirit of female emancipation, or rather, epersoncipation, particularly in the following areas:
The sisterhood does not allow smiling on duty.
The sisterhood forbids the display of lower limbs above the ankle.
The sisterhood requires all wimmin to wear dungarees, rather than apparel which might lead non-wimmin to notice the upper body shape of sisterhood wimmin.
The Chief Harpie of our sisterhood has registered a formal complaint with the management of the airline concerned. The sisterhood awaits a response.'
Response from the airline vice-president:
"P*ss off you miserable bunch of dikes and get a life. Our passengers like our cabin staff to be normal, friendly ladies. Now s*d off with your prejudices and your vibrating electrical accessories and find someone else to annoy!"
"And get me a gin and tonic while you're at it!"
A really irritating PPRuNer
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Due to nutcrackers no longer being allowed on board, the cabin crew were trained in the fine art of walnut opening. 