From "PC Bitch-watch":
'In a shocking move today, an American cabin crewperson attempted to demonstrate that she was both feminine and possessed a sense of humour. This runs totally against the spirit of female emancipation, or rather, epersoncipation, particularly in the following areas:
The sisterhood does not allow smiling on duty.
The sisterhood forbids the display of lower limbs above the ankle.
The sisterhood requires all wimmin to wear dungarees, rather than apparel which might lead non-wimmin to notice the upper body shape of sisterhood wimmin.
The Chief Harpie of our sisterhood has registered a formal complaint with the management of the airline concerned. The sisterhood awaits a response.'
Response from the airline vice-president:
"P*ss off you miserable bunch of dikes and get a life. Our passengers like our cabin staff to be normal, friendly ladies. Now s*d off with your prejudices and your vibrating electrical accessories and find someone else to annoy!"
"And get me a gin and tonic while you're at it!"