Head of scheduling?

[Banzai Eagle]

Thinking of applying for Ryanair Head of Scheduling position at EMA recenctly advetised. Can any RYR crews tell me why i should apply and more importantly what happened to previous Head of Scheduling!!

[FlapsOne]

recenctly advetised

.......and you're applying for a job!!

[ecj]

I am sure that spell check will be part of the microsoft software.

[klink]

spelling mistake = you don't care about all these little details = YOU'RE HIRED!!
Congrats!

[Banzai Eagle]

Humble apologies, i suppose if i said i was on my 8th day, done a
70hr week and the baby been up all night I could rattle out a Pilot fatigue excuse huh Flaps!?!.

[zerozero]

The dark side

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Yup! Sounds like every Screw Scheduler I've ever worked for!

Good luck!

[captplaystation]

Never mind what happened to him;what "should" have happened(several times) to him is much more interesting.Dark streets/chance encounters with fellow employees springs to mind.Far as I know the little "rascal"(hmph. .) is still there?no doubt looking forward to some form of promotion for excelling as the living,walking embodiment of all that RYR know about man-management.Fecking poison dwarf.

[Cosmic Star]

I have a recurring fantasy about dangling him by the ankles over the railings at EMT, shaking the change out of his pockets. I gather I am not the only one.

[MonarchA330]

He's given up hard work for his life and is now in New Zealand training to be a pilot.

[captplaystation]

If that is true,one of my more charitable explanations for his psycopathic hatred of pilots will turn out to be true,i.e. that he is/was a frustrated pilot.Hope he comes back to RYR ,I'm sure quite a few Captains would LOVE to train/fly with him; bit like his larger namesake really, I often wondered if his somewhat unpredictable treatment of pilots was linked to his former status.

[Banzai Eagle]

Why is the position based at EMA ? to avoid crew contact?.
Normally these positions are filed internally by promotion or headhunters. Whats the craic

[captplaystation]

In "his" case it was probably to save him visiting A&E at Stortford every day,imagine if he had behaved face-to-face like he did by e-mail/crewdoc/SMS.

[MonarchA330]

captplaystation

I fear you may be disapointed to hear that the gentleman who your are speaking of is not the one whose job is now advertised at EMA. As far as I have been told, your friend is still there, it was another person who had quit.

M330

[captplaystation]

Ce la vie, as we say here in froggy-land.Mmn, I'm confused about the polite response to a leave request,most out of character.Maybe he got layed ? are there any female dwarfs with nymphomaniac leanings in Nottingham?