Pointless discussion for the cruise

[Pontius's Copilot]

Further to the above, here's my answers ...
- Short sectors? Yes, average about 1h10 on the Co. network, and that's how I like it.
- And the word is ... Ommmm! (The Moody Blues, 1968)
Slasher
- I reckon we still have 300 POB, but only 299 souls - since one has departed.
- Continue.
- When his fingers freeze solid and the form drag of his body exceeds the tensile strength of his finger tissue he will self-offload.
- I'm thinking about it. Perhaps with a N Korean accent and some direct-dial hotline numbers?
e_401
- To the insect, the humans or the aircraft?
- We might make it one very angry insect.
- Dunno, what does butane do to electronics?
- Anytime from 6 days after the bite. Not a problem on my 1h10 sectors!!
- Symptoms ... anything from mild flu-like indications to Free Firm One-way to the Pearly Gates.
- Malaria parasites: Plasmodium falciparum, Plasmodium vivax, Plasmodium ovale, Plasmodium malariae.
- Can do (after dinner of course), but you'd need to catch or kill the beastie first, then he may be able to tell you what you're going to die of.

[Aviophage]

If you ever get bored, you could always go through the AF447 thread on this forum and laugh at every individual post?

And yes is the answer to your question.

[Runaround Valve]

Note to Slasher

Re item #3 of your post, there are no vortex generators fitted to any Boeing B747.