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diffident 17th May 2019 09:25

Mr Unsworth has probably gone quiet because he is too busy preparing his Tory leadership bid.

Let's not forget that this is the chap that has publicly claimed on social media to advise Theresa May directly, and intends to run for Prime Minister (not that it is a job that one "runs" for!!).

Jason 4 PM on Twitter 😂

treadigraph 17th May 2019 09:32

If a Radio 4 production, I'd nominate Roger Allam to play the psychiatrist who narrates the programme.

TwinAisle 17th May 2019 09:39


Let's not forget that this is the chap that has publicly claimed on social media to advise Theresa May directly, and intends to run for Prime Minister
Nah, he's got a better plan. As with the Jet CEO's job, he'll just name himself as PM. Job done :)

Rupert369 17th May 2019 10:06


Originally Posted by diffident (Post 10473328)
Mr Unsworth has probably gone quiet because he is too busy preparing his Tory leadership bid.

Let's not forget that this is the chap that has publicly claimed on social media to advise Theresa May directly, and intends to run for Prime Minister (not that it is a job that one "runs" for!!).

Jason 4 PM on Twitter 😂

He’s running to be ‘Prime Minister’ of the ‘United Kingdom, Scotland and Wales’ according to that link. What does he think the United Kingom is?🤦

Aside from that, he also obviously has no idea that you can’t just run to be PM, in the same way that you can’t just make yourself CEO of 7et Airways...

TwinAisle 17th May 2019 10:35


Originally Posted by hiflymk3 (Post 10473256)
I think 7U has been playing too much of this.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3...Tycoon_Deluxe/


Or not enough of it. If he was playing it, he might have learned something and not been quite so clueless....

lobby 17th May 2019 10:46

https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....6fb0704e67.jpg
Maybe "7" should read his own tweets!

Doodles 17th May 2019 11:02


Originally Posted by TwinAisle (Post 10473339)
Nah, he's got a better plan. As with the Jet CEO's job, he'll just name himself as PM. Job done :)

His advisers in Dubai and Mumbai have said its OK and approved his CEO role. I see he has sent a message to all Jet Staff to keep ground equipment maintained and ready for the resumption of flights with 40 aircraft before 10th June.

TwinAisle 17th May 2019 11:16


His advisers in Dubai and Mumbai have said its OK and approved his CEO role. I see he has sent a message to all Jet Staff to keep ground equipment maintained and ready for the resumption of flights with 40 aircraft before 10th June.
I hereby appoint myself the Emperor of the Universe. My imaginary friends say it is fine. The destruction of Mars to make way for a bypass starts on 10 June.....

Captivep 17th May 2019 11:23


Originally Posted by TwinAisle (Post 10473407)
I hereby appoint myself the Emperor of the Universe. My imaginary friends say it is fine. The destruction of Mars to make way for a bypass starts on 10 June.....

Hang on - I made myself Emperor of the Universe several posts ago! There can't be two of us - one of us must be a completely delusional madman.

Or maybe there really parallel universes; there's certainly a special one for Jason...

TwinAisle 17th May 2019 11:25


Hang on - I made myself Emperor of the Universe several posts ago! There can't be two of us - one of us must be a completely delusional madman.
You can do the job 24% of the time, and my team will do it 76% of the time :)

If you say so 17th May 2019 11:50

Hold on guys - in my younger days I was a Sixer in my local cub scout pack. As such I am clearly way more qualified than either of you if anyone is to be Emperor of the Universe. Also, my Grandfather used to frequently live in the Universe; as you can see, my pedigree stretches back generations.

Disagree, then you shall be blocked from my life forever....FOREVERRRRRRR!!!!!!

TwinAisle 17th May 2019 11:52

Yea, but I'm besties with Mannwel Makrom, Willy Welsh, Treeze My, Gandy and the Dally Lammer. So I win. :)

docstone 17th May 2019 12:09

A thought for the approaching Sabbath
 
What would 7esus do?

TwinAisle 17th May 2019 12:46

The Unsworth Turnaround Plan for Jet and it is GENIUS!!!

- No fuel bills
- No engine resto provisions
- No LLP bills
- No need to worry about birds damaging the blades
- Massively reduced maintenance
- No emissions charges or trading
- Wins every award for environmental performance

Yay!! :)


https://cimg0.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....54f21f90e8.png

lowfield heath 17th May 2019 13:01

Presumably we will soon be reading a press release from the boyblunder that Bob Pearson has been recruited as the chief pilot?

TwinAisle 17th May 2019 13:03

Nah, he's lining up André Turcat and Brian Trubshaw.....

He is completely Dagenham.

Captivep 17th May 2019 13:12

Jason has just replied to a tweet accusing him of being a fraud with this:

"Be quite! I'm not no fraud!"

Almost poetic, in its way.

SOPS 17th May 2019 13:13


Originally Posted by Doodles (Post 10473402)
His advisers in Dubai and Mumbai have said its OK and approved his CEO role. I see he has sent a message to all Jet Staff to keep ground equipment maintained and ready for the resumption of flights with 40 aircraft before 10th June.

Are you serious?? Hang on, why am I even asking this question? If you posted he has just announced that he was about to command a mission to Saturn .... I would believe you. I just hope the Jet Staff believe don't believe him.

spammers1 17th May 2019 13:40

Packet of gravel anyone ?

diffident 17th May 2019 13:50


Originally Posted by Captivep (Post 10473497)
Jason has just replied to a tweet accusing him of being a fraud with this:

"Be quite! I'm not no fraud!"

Almost poetic, in its way.

Is there a link to the tweet???!!


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