Originally Posted by matkat
(Post 10429016)
Saw he is back on LinkedIn, seems he is now getting `B737-800s and 787s lol thing is on LinkedIn seems some poor fools actually believe him!!!
Is there a link for LinkedIn? I searched and couldn't find it? Mind you, having said that, I didn't exactly spend long looking! |
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Originally Posted by rog747
(Post 10429421)
Here are Jason's new aircraft orders -
IF737MAX001 | InFlight200 1:200 | Boeing 737-8 Max House Colours N8703J (with stand) - Aviation Retail Direct IF7870613B | InFlight200 1:200 | Boeing 787-8 British Airways G-ZBJB - Aviation Retail Direct |
Serious question....
Can anyone name a currently produced aircraft type with more than 150 seats that Jason HASN’T said he is going to operate?
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Boeing 747-8?
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He’s mentioned a whole host of 747s, although he’s been quiet on them for ages. Pretty sure the -8 was on his shopping list! |
https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....bb959dd310.jpg
This should do it. |
The latest from Unsworth....... Letter of Intention to Acquire Jet Airways, restructure, rebrand, and restore Jet Airways into a 5 star airline. Dear Board of Directors at Jet Airways, Etihad Airways, State Bank of India, and Punjub National Bank, Prime Minister Narendra Modi, and Prime Minister Theresa May, Atmosphere Intercontinental Airlines UK PVT LTD is a startup with a 5 year business plan for a premium full service airline to base at London Stansted airport, our board of directors has been exploring the option of purchasing and rebranding, restructuring an existing airline/airlines to restore into a profitable airline that will secure existing jobs, and create jobs in the aviation sector. As we fast head towards Brexit in the UK we wish to support business growth and creation, we have monitored with interest the Jet Airways situation unfold as it has done, our belief is the airline can be restored, with the assistance of all present shareholders, especially, Etihad Airways, our business plan and brand was inspired by Etihad Airways, and the gaps we can see in the market, and therefore my/our request is to be considered as shareholders, within Jet Airways, we have intentions to introduce our brand within the UK market as well as India, Thailand and UAE, Dubai, starting with direct routes, between London Stansted, Bangkok, Mumbai, Delhi and Abu Dhabi. We have a team of highly skilled aviation consultants who are advising our board of directors and will work with us to rebrand, and restructure Jet Airways into a highly successful and profitable well respected and trusted airline once more. Yours Sincerely Founder & CEO Jason Unsworth Atmosphere Airlines UK |
Originally Posted by A330ETOPS
(Post 10431045)
Letter of Intention to Acquire Jet Airways, restructure, rebrand, and restore Jet Airways into a 5 star airline.
https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....6443b28f19.jpg x |
What I would give to see the contents of that business plan!
(Not investment, before you get too excited Mr Unsworth!) |
Just when you think Jason can make no more of a fool of himself - he rolls out the big gun.....he unleashes the LOI! What on God's Earth is that?!? Somewhat lacking in content perhaps?
Jason - if you are watching (I'm sure you are), please be assured that with every step you take you are simply reinforcing the universally held view that you are (at best) a misguided buffoon with no grasp of reality! |
"As we head fast - - -"
In the running for "longest grammatical sentence in the World"? |
Originally Posted by sixchannel
(Post 10431093)
"As we head fast - - -"
In the running for "longest grammatical sentence in the World"? |
Originally Posted by DaveReidUK
(Post 10431269)
Any idiot can make a long sentence by putting commas where there ought to be full stops, that's what Jason has done, he's clearly an expert. (see?) :O
I remember Blaster Bates definition of 'Expert' - an ex is a has been and a spurt is a drip under pressure. |
"Dear Mr Muilenberg (or may I call you Dennis?)
My highly-skilled team of experts expects to rapidly complete restructuring of the ailing Jet Airways very soon, so we'd be pleased to help you restore public confidence in Boeing after your MAX problem... Yours, J" |
I think we can clear up the confusion surrounding Jason's plan...
(leaked pre-publicity photo) https://cimg3.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune....912faff4a.jpeg |
(leaked pre-publicity photo)
It's not as good as that..... |
"Dear Mr Muilenberg (or may I call you Dennis?) My highly-skilled team of experts expects to rapidly complete restructuring of the ailing Jet Airways very soon, so we'd be pleased to help you restore public confidence in Boeing after your MAX problem... Yours, J" Deer Mr Mulenberk (or may I call you Denis?) Mi hily-skild teem of experts (sum of them hav bean on airyplanes and everything!) expex to rapidly compleet restructuring of Jet Airways very soon (we have got a luvvly livry done on MS Paint, and that's all we need), so weed be pleezed to help you fix yr 737s. I am an exput wiv computers, I even had a speek&Spell... but the batries went. Yours, J" |
And in addition to post #25:
Off to Mumbai, I will go! To fix Jet Air, it's full of woe They need me - and a new logo And they may have an Airbus! [Chorus:] Let the wind blow high Let the wind blow low I've applied to be Jet's CEO But do I have a clue? Hell NO! But I really want an Airbus! All those naughty people on PPRuNe say That I'm a fake and should go away But I'm best mates with Theresa May - And SHE'LL buy me an Airbus! [Chorus:] Let the wind blow high Let the wind blow low Off to Downing Street I'll go I'll be PM and then I'll know I'll get use of an Airbus!! TA |
You nutter TA.
Love it. Might set it to music one day. |
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