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Forum: Military Aviation
27th Feb 2012, 17:14
Replies: 79
Views: 26,920
Posted By Kreuger flap

Can I be the first in the queue to buy one of...

Can I be the first in the queue to buy one of those delectable properties in Carterton please? They must worth at least £2.45
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Feb 2012, 22:25
Replies: 53
Views: 10,344
Posted By Kreuger flap

So is doing it to become a lesbian.

So is doing it to become a lesbian.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Feb 2012, 21:29
Replies: 53
Views: 10,344
Posted By Kreuger flap

What about those freaky men who are now females?...

What about those freaky men who are now females? What level do they have to achieve?
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Feb 2012, 21:18
Replies: 75
Views: 22,937
Posted By Kreuger flap

The difference is, the bottom picture has seen...

The difference is, the bottom picture has seen action in a war zone. Not just mooching around the world on the back of a boat.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Feb 2012, 21:07
Replies: 34
Views: 6,629
Posted By Kreuger flap

Are you mad? I would much rather spend the time...

Are you mad? I would much rather spend the time slamming my old pecker in one of our filling cabinet drawers than read what the bloody civil service are up to.
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Feb 2012, 20:49
Replies: 34
Views: 6,629
Posted By Kreuger flap

Utter rubbish. You can live anywhere you like....

Utter rubbish. You can live anywhere you like. The RAF don't dictate where you have to live.:ugh:
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Feb 2012, 20:35
Replies: 53
Views: 10,344
Posted By Kreuger flap

Jehovah!!!!!!!!!!:eek: Running up and down in...

Jehovah!!!!!!!!!!:eek: Running up and down in ever increasing speeds between two lines 20m apart IS the most important thing in the RAF. How else is the Station Commander likely to get his promotion?...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Feb 2012, 17:24
Replies: 34
Views: 6,629
Posted By Kreuger flap

Quite right to. If the "Other Ranks" wanted full...

Quite right to. If the "Other Ranks" wanted full central heating then they should have damn well worked harder at school and got some "O" Levels That would have allowed them to apply for a...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Feb 2012, 17:14
Replies: 53
Views: 10,344
Posted By Kreuger flap

Oh for Fick sake. It's ficking simple. To the RAF...

Oh for Fick sake. It's ficking simple. To the RAF it means that a skinny 18 yr old female RAF cross country runner who also runs for the inter services has to do less shuttles than a fat, wheezy 50...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Feb 2012, 16:29
Replies: 53
Views: 10,344
Posted By Kreuger flap

Ahh the good old Fick Equation VO2 = Q x A-VO2...

Ahh the good old Fick Equation VO2 = Q x A-VO2 diff.

During every activity we are using some percentage of our maximum VO2. But how do we measure VO2? Well, we look at two things: 1) the amount...
Forum: Military Aviation
26th Feb 2012, 11:04
Replies: 34
Views: 6,629
Posted By Kreuger flap

Brize Norton is a classic example of the worst...

Brize Norton is a classic example of the worst housing in the Military. They are 1950's pre fab houses that should have been demolished decades ago. Some of them don't even have showers and most have...
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Feb 2012, 22:46
Replies: 12
Views: 3,088
Posted By Kreuger flap

Could you imagine explaining that one to the line...

Could you imagine explaining that one to the line controller? It would make for an interesting SNOW. Do you think the next Captain would Aircrew Accept it?
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Feb 2012, 22:41
Replies: 267
Views: 90,378
Posted By Kreuger flap

Receiving a tax bill for a pension scheme that...

Receiving a tax bill for a pension scheme that you have no control over would be a really good morale booster. I think everybody in the Armed Forces should get such a bill.
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Feb 2012, 15:36
Replies: 24
Views: 7,907
Posted By Kreuger flap

I have this little bit of information. The...

I have this little bit of information.

The U-28 was returning from a mission in support of Operation Enduring Freedom.

Captain Hall, 30, was a U-28A pilot on his seventh deployment. He ...
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Feb 2012, 17:16
Replies: 35
Views: 8,651
Posted By Kreuger flap

So you expect the tax payer to pick up the bill...

So you expect the tax payer to pick up the bill for the electricity used in the hangar for a privately owned, defunct former RAF Aircraft?
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Feb 2012, 16:28
Replies: 267
Views: 90,378
Posted By Kreuger flap

This is directly from the DIN. ...

This is directly from the DIN.





Hope that helps.
Forum: Military Aviation
24th Feb 2012, 16:09
Replies: 267
Views: 90,378
Posted By Kreuger flap

Being a blunty he wont know what PAS is Ken. Nor...

Being a blunty he wont know what PAS is Ken. Nor will he ever experience its advantages of not having to organise endless Summer Balls to get promoted to Sqn Ldr in order to be given all the crappy...
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Feb 2012, 23:01
Replies: 267
Views: 90,378
Posted By Kreuger flap

Your just jealous.:ok: Anyway its my thread so...

Your just jealous.:ok: Anyway its my thread so I'll write what I like.:)
Forum: Spectators Balcony (Spotters Corner)
23rd Feb 2012, 22:08
Replies: 18
Views: 4,825
Posted By Kreuger flap

Yes, its owned by a bloke who drinks in my local....

Yes, its owned by a bloke who drinks in my local. He has said it needs a new exhaust but is a bit short on the old reddies at the mo but he will need to get it done for the MOT.
Forum: Military Aviation
23rd Feb 2012, 16:55
Replies: 267
Views: 90,378
Posted By Kreuger flap

You will get your pension at 55 if that is when...

You will get your pension at 55 if that is when you go under the new scheme.
Forum: Military Aviation
22nd Feb 2012, 20:01
Replies: 66
Views: 17,510
Posted By Kreuger flap

"And this years pay award...

"And this years pay award is........................................" Ta dah!!!!


A

http://www.igin.com/imgs_arts/Resources/Zero.GIF
Almost forgot, because stuff is more expensive this year...
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2012, 22:52
Replies: 70
Views: 10,050
Posted By Kreuger flap

Of course it is. I am only joking with you ryan.

Of course it is. I am only joking with you ryan.
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2012, 22:43
Replies: 70
Views: 10,050
Posted By Kreuger flap

Now that is funny.

Now that is funny.
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2012, 22:39
Replies: 20
Views: 4,049
Posted By Kreuger flap

Quite good I would say as they have released an...

Quite good I would say as they have released an artists impression of the missing door.


http://shedbuilder.info/guidepics/3/3.png

...
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2012, 22:34
Replies: 70
Views: 10,050
Posted By Kreuger flap

No. there is already a Krueger Flap on pprune.:p

No. there is already a Krueger Flap on pprune.:p
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2012, 21:55
Replies: 20
Views: 4,049
Posted By Kreuger flap

Who the f@3k would nick a shed door? I bet the...

Who the f@3k would nick a shed door? I bet the RAF Police put their best rozzer onto that investigation.
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2012, 21:48
Replies: 70
Views: 10,050
Posted By Kreuger flap

I think the answer would be what dunce told you...

I think the answer would be what dunce told you that as Ireland haven't been in the Commonwealth for 61 years.

Ooh wait

I knew that and I don't even have 1 A level. Maybe that's why I ain't a...
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2012, 21:10
Replies: 70
Views: 10,050
Posted By Kreuger flap

http://smileydatabase.com/smilies/490.gif ...

http://smileydatabase.com/smilies/490.gif




http://smileydatabase.com/smilies/490.gif I managed to persuade the RAF to let me in with only 5 O levels.

Ryan give it up, you have a wonky eye...
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2012, 10:35
Replies: 1,385
Views: 316,055
Posted By Kreuger flap

Sooo when does a detachment become a deployment?

Sooo when does a detachment become a deployment?
Forum: Military Aviation
3rd Feb 2012, 09:52
Replies: 47
Views: 12,142
Posted By Kreuger flap

I have also personally witnessed pilots landing...

I have also personally witnessed pilots landing on the deck of a frigate even smaller than the one you describe you saw and in sea conditions far far worse than those you describe and we have seen in...
Forum: Military Aviation
1st Feb 2012, 22:26
Replies: 47
Views: 12,142
Posted By Kreuger flap

Phew - glad we haven't seen that one before on...

Phew - glad we haven't seen that one before on here. Oh wait.
Forum: Military Aviation
31st Jan 2012, 16:32
Replies: 28
Views: 4,438
Posted By Kreuger flap

I am all excited now, as I have added XX250 to my...

I am all excited now, as I have added XX250 to my extensive library of aircraft serial numbers.:hmm:
I can't wait to read them out to my wife on our next night in with a cup of cocoa.
Forum: Military Aviation
25th Jan 2012, 15:28
Replies: 18
Views: 3,147
Posted By Kreuger flap

Finger on that pulse as always cats. Keep riding...

Finger on that pulse as always cats. Keep riding that outrage bus.:rolleyes:
Forum: Military Aviation
21st Jan 2012, 21:51
Replies: 20
Views: 4,829
Posted By Kreuger flap

Martin did you really buy your daughter an...

Martin did you really buy your daughter an extension lead for christmas? Why did you make your dog wear that red scarf?
Forum: Military Aviation
14th Jan 2012, 23:08
Replies: 99
Views: 13,053
Posted By Kreuger flap

Just wanted to check your credentials. Spotter it...

Just wanted to check your credentials. Spotter it is then.
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