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Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
6th Jan 2010, 20:45
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

'One rule for one, one rule for another'? . .in aviation?!!! . .SURELY not!! :E
Airport 'prioritises' one airline over another in 'crisis times' (as i'm told we're in). Yesterday it was 2 Middle...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
6th Jan 2010, 20:27
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

I believe someone has just discovered the solution to the 'no diverts' rule . . declare a PAN.

Hope no-one thinks they're getting off here, there isnt a hotel room to be had between here and...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
4th Jan 2010, 08:01
Replies: 4,404
Views: 1,280,616
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Jet2 - 2

More and larger hand-baggage allowance? Seems crew are now being made to leave their bags in the hold whilst pax can now take more and LARGER handbaggage. Only slight problem would seem to be that...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
25th Dec 2009, 00:37
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

'Would seem for 2 days running now, MAN has refused permission for BA widebodies to divert from LHR. Apparently, the stands are not safe' !!! - The96er

I'd heard that too. . seems they'd rather...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
22nd Dec 2009, 18:56
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

I think that some of the focus needs to be aimed at the airlines themselves. Knowing that the infrastructure of the airport during winter is already 'less than skeleton crew' as most handling agents...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
23rd Sep 2009, 16:14
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

Curious,

you are completely correct . . and i'm told there not only WERE sufficient (as per SLA) staff on but it was also 20 mins BEFORE the stated time they are supposed to open.

Only...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
23rd Sep 2009, 14:07
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

Seems the M.E.N and a noted airline have turned Saturday's disgrace into todays triumph!

Attention Mr Walsh and Mr Branson, in order to increase productivity and pretend that you only care about...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
21st Sep 2009, 18:31
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

According to the rumour mill the phrases 'berserk', 'insane' and 'deranged' were being bandied about regarding saturday's Ground Level Checkin shenanagins. As 96er says some people would rather have...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
17th Jun 2009, 07:39
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

TheCrystalMaze

Just thought i'd let all crews/airline represtentation and unwary Ramp staff know about this one. . .

Now as you all know, tis a great and fundamental rule that arriving and departing pax shall...
Forum: Flight/Ground Ops, Crewing and Dispatch
4th Jun 2009, 18:02
Replies: 371
Views: 80,479
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

More Swissport Redundancies

I for one am investing heavily in a company that makes body bags . . i should make a killing!

T-Mass-Destructor
Forum: Flight/Ground Ops, Crewing and Dispatch
3rd Jun 2009, 20:57
Replies: 38
Views: 137,671
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Best shift patterns

No contest . . 2Days, 2Nights, 4off (12 hr 6-18/18-06).

Though if 8hrs becomes 'EuroLaw' the industry is buggered, imagine all the extra people they will have to employ to cover a 24hour...
Forum: Flight/Ground Ops, Crewing and Dispatch
1st Jun 2009, 19:34
Replies: 371
Views: 80,479
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

More Swissport Redundancies

i particularly agree with TrashHauler's point about 'collective bargaining' . . Unionisation is NOT (despite what terrified Management and paranoid 'customer' airlines will have you think) about...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
1st Jun 2009, 19:15
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

Does anyone have the answer to why the single runway shuffle was in full effect yesterday morning? what chaos . . . all together now (according to rumour) . .
'There's a hole in my runway, dear...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
1st Jun 2009, 19:10
Replies: 4,404
Views: 1,280,616
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Jet2 - 2

Ah online checkin, whatever next? . .. :ugh:
'Now lets see . .have you packed this bag yourself . .hmmm tick yes or no . .YES. Has anyone given you anything to take onboard . .tick yes or no ....
Forum: Flight/Ground Ops, Crewing and Dispatch
22nd Apr 2009, 10:21
Replies: 3
Views: 2,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

how to become and airline rep at the airport

Airline reps HELP at the gate?!!

'Give me but a thousand men crazy enough to want to conquer hell and we shall . . give me but one airline rep and we'll be here arguing all day!'
:E

T-M-D
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
22nd Apr 2009, 10:11
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

“The move to Terminal One also gives Emirates the capability to fly in its flagship A380, of which the airline is the world’s biggest customer, with 58 on order,” added a spokesperson. Splendid news...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
16th Apr 2009, 19:45
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

Reminds me of the joke . .

Officer - 'Didnt you SEE the arrows?'
Motorist - 'I didn't even see the INDIANS!' . .(sorry 'Native Americans')

Seeing as how they are so frequently ignored i...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
14th Apr 2009, 07:13
Replies: 4,404
Views: 1,280,616
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Jet2

'ground handling provided by the RAF is supperb. No crap, no excuses, they just get on and do it'. .
'Yep the best pax I've flown and the best loaders..they put Circusair, Deviance and Mingzies to...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
14th Apr 2009, 07:04
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

Yes indeedy Suzeman, Amoss is dead, long live chroma! erm 'Backup'?!!! ahahahahahaha . . .classic. Think of the cost involved which could be better spent on fixing the travelators, lifts, escalators...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
9th Apr 2009, 21:28
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

The wheels have fallen off again . . .airports 'ChromaFusion' has been offline for 2 1/2 hours now . . no-one knows when aircraft are landing, where they are going or how many or IF there are any...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
8th Apr 2009, 18:27
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

I muchly enjoyed the comment about Management by Comittee turning racehorses into camels . .superb (writes down to use himself later . .)!

Have we all been enjoying the 'Festival of...
Forum: Flight/Ground Ops, Crewing and Dispatch
8th Apr 2009, 18:09
Replies: 10
Views: 1,863
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Aviance LBA to close?

'Lack' of staff? Ah yes the collective noun . .

a 'Lack' - of staff
a 'lateness' - of pax
a 'confusion' - of Dispatchers
a 'demandment' - of pilots
an 'apathy' - of managers

anyone got...
Forum: Cabin Crew
4th Apr 2009, 13:19
Replies: 56
Views: 7,673
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

SLF Ignoring CC. What to do?

Absolutely Grueber, they make NEARLY as much money for us as Cargo does :E

TMD
Forum: Cabin Crew
2nd Apr 2009, 19:39
Replies: 56
Views: 7,673
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

SLF Ignoring CC, what to do?

Dear all,

actually i'd say that you brave boys and girls who put up with the SLF for longer than the few seconds it takes to check them in or board them have very polite terms for the Talking...
Forum: Flight/Ground Ops, Crewing and Dispatch
2nd Apr 2009, 17:49
Replies: 7
Views: 813
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Payrise?

I think a great deal more Beligerence is needed at the moment . . not to say we cant HELP our respective companies (whether on the ground or in the air) but its time that the abuse and exploitation...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
2nd Apr 2009, 17:40
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

by the time he was level with stand 50 he was still motoring along, blue lights in hot pursuit! . . definately sounded a bit 'odd' whilst taxiing in. . .

staff 'deli' not opening at advertised...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
28th Mar 2009, 21:55
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

ah yes i must see about joining the Lodge that allows you to get some sort of maintenance work carried out . . . remember the password 'the silibant owl hoots in the night . .' and the reply 'the...
Forum: Spectators Balcony (Spotters Corner)
28th Mar 2009, 01:20
Replies: 47
Views: 37,646
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Any L1011's still flying

ah i miss the old tri-stars (air atlanta, air transat, RAF . .) happy if noisy days! *overcome with waves of early 21st C nostalgia* . . cockpit like a greenhouse, HUGE windows!!!

TMD
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
28th Mar 2009, 00:51
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

Many thanks TH, its nice to hear from fellow warriors for truth! . . along similar lines it was nice to see our resident pussy-cat snuffling about Olympic house the other day . .for those not in the...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
26th Mar 2009, 21:51
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester - 7

Ah yes i remember the staff 'deli' . .helpfully open from 0700 to 1500 . .greatly of use to all of us working the 18-06 shifts if we were peckish in the night! NATURALLY good hours for the MAG Suits...
Forum: Flight/Ground Ops, Crewing and Dispatch
25th Mar 2009, 22:22
Replies: 13
Views: 3,647
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

DPLAN

Havn't had the pleasure of new dplan but having lost track of the number of W+B systems i have learnt i'm sure the flying public would be much happier if the safety-critical software involved in...
Forum: Cabin Crew
23rd Mar 2009, 22:36
Replies: 390
Views: 1,759,157
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

who are your nicest celebs?

Hope you dont mind some ground's-eye-view additions to this,

-Kenny Baker (R2d2), very jolly and chatty, sent me an autograph via checkin next time he came through after i talked to him at a...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
23rd Mar 2009, 21:42
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester 7

in that case i hope its being implimented at our other major airports, my sympathies with all the security staff faced with indignant crews spouting 'zees duz not 'appen at eeethrow' and becoming...
Forum: Airlines, Airports & Routes
22nd Mar 2009, 11:49
Replies: 3,797
Views: 825,881
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Manchester 7

Now thats strange, i was ASSURED by some of our brave boys and girls that it was a DfT requirement and not a MAN 'thing' . .. quelle surprise . .

'or i shall take off me belt an' by thunder . .me...
Forum: Flight/Ground Ops, Crewing and Dispatch
22nd Mar 2009, 11:37
Replies: 4
Views: 1,075
Posted By TheMaskedDispatcher

Traffic Officer ?

Or Redcap or Agent, or Ramp Agent, or 'Chef d'avion' (personal favourite) . .the list goes on . .call them what you like but just call them late for tea!

TMD:eek:
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