"Oh hi, is that you Dad? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine thanks. Listen, you know you said I could just help myself to the keys? Yeah, well, we've kinda broken down and I just wondered if you'd be able to come and pick us up...?"

"Look there, at my foot. Do you see THAT soldier??"


"Just as I thought, porn "

"Bloggs! Turn off that video game! See here.... Confirms what I thought.....Teenaged Warrant Officers flying.....see these comic books!"

"Yes, Chief, we've got sand in the No 1 engine and there's a couple of other things need fixing, too".

Twas hard to decide.....several very good chuckles had while trying to decide.

So......I narrowed it down to Pandalet and HeloFan and following the coin toss....I pass the honour to......

HeloFan!:D

Post yer piccie and make your decision next Friday if you would!

Sasless, I sent you a message with a pic or two.

If you wouldnt mind posting them on my behalf as i am still a little picture posting deficient.

HF

Having been bobbing in the oggin for the past four days.....this one seemed appropriate somehow.




http://www.happyhotelier.com/wp-cont...pter-crash.jpg

You push the silly buggers back to sea and they still go and wash up again.

Today, the United States Coast Guard reported a Dolphin had beached itself near Plummet Point. Efforts to save the Dolphin were hampered by the tide and its being mired in the sand.

I told you sea was coming in!

The engineer thinks that the other 2 blades will be embedded in the sand, but should be serviceable :eek:

In the style of Jeremy Clarkson

"From the very beginning the Dolphin had handling issues, as you can see from the picture even inflating the bladders wasn't enough to save the it round our track."

Ahh riight , when you said it was flooded and it wouldn't start I thought you meant ...........

Air accident investigators are centering their investigation on suspicions that a giant basketball-player was somehow involved in the accident.

Or - "The CVR tape revealed the pilot asking her co-pilot if he fancied a roll in the sand"

with apologies to Shytorque.

Or

Shun.
POOoooort Arms.

I thought they used to chant "Run me in the dirt!" and "Fly me out to sea!"
Not "Run me out to sea and fly me in the ..."

"When I said keep the beach on the right side of the aircraft........."

"Helicopter brought down on beach by two giant potato croquettes and a pumpkin."

Or:

"Oops, sorry, mate! Can we have our beachball back?"