OK Miss Tilton, what's your spares back up time on this one? :E

Let's try this one....



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"Just keep your eye out for that Mr. Bandit bast*rd!"

How the hell do we get 'em in once they're handcuffed??:sad:

And Boss, look at this, there's even a coffee and doughnut holder in here!:ok:

"Let me get this straight Chief.....we're gonna chase Corvettes on the highway! How much of a head start are we going to get?"

pilot to officer kneeling... "I know you're new to the unit, but everyone has to ride out there once.. right, guys??" :ok::ok:

OK Fellas , this is the last time I am going to say it.

I can only take one in the cockpit and you other two are both equally overweight and will have to ride in the baskets. It is a weight and balance thing.

Besides , it is only 8 minutes to the coffee shop from here.

well, he was laying there when I took off !:eek:

Sorry guys, had to bring the 47 as the 500 has a few problems

Scissorlink, I'm not having a great morning but thanks for making me laugh out loud . Excellent !
R

If yer ass can't fit in that there basket, you aint gittin here wit me!

These here '47's can follow tracks,
carry prisoners on the side, and;
are far cheaper than the new fangled
jet engined thangs.

"Bloggs.....I know you meant well... but we're called Yellow Jackets because of the color of our squad cars and not because we fly!"

So if we fly low and scoop the tuna, you think this net will hold?

Wow! Yesterday you couldn't even spell pilot and now you are one! I kneel in your presence!

Guy on his knees: "Okay Bubba, hang on tight to that stick thingy. I'll pull this here cord and we'll see if she starts."

"Look, I know I'm thinner than the other guys, but I like donuts just as much, and with a bit more pastry dedication.....why does it have to be me ?"

Ok.....
 

:confused: Theya's gottabe a way to start dis ting Charlie?

Out a ma way, for gawds sake how hard can it be ! Skippy could fly one .
R