How about......

"I said WASH her not SINK her!"

"Another one! They go out all night, drink too much and then come to the beach and fall asleep on the sand. Cmon boys, let's wake him up before the tide comes in."

When I said "Crab it in", I meant...........

"Let's jump in before the previous caption competition finishes"

:rolleyes:

He just said to her "you can drive". Let's get out of here!

Why have I got this brolly in my hand, I know it won't open at less than 500 feet...

Following an in-flight curry, the load-master's solution to a lack of toilet paper on board didn't meet with universal approval...

I told you we shouldn't have leant on those windows. Now we have to fish them out !:}

Quick !! we better move I think he,s reversing. :O

The annual Marine Corps belly-flop contest was not getting off to a great start. Crew Chief's score for the tandem belly flop: 1.1 for execution, 5.8 for style.

Who Farted?!?!?!

"Quick if we get out before they land we wont have to clean it"
or
Told you those marines cant take a joke

Ah.... valet parking.....how civilised....:rolleyes:

we have to leg it, i dont have any mony for the fare !

The Marines have been trialling the techniques for recovery of parachutists. They fly rapidly rearwards with the "mouth" open, the rear rotor cuts the shrouds, and the parachutists are gobbled up by the rear cargo door.

On this occasion, with the copilot flying by leaning out the crew door, they left it a bit late and almost lost the parachutists into the water. The senior parachutist can be seen strangling the person who talked him into doing this.:eek:

A new one to keep us occupied!


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Pilot to Instructor - Do you think that top will come off if we keep hovering???
Ans. We can hope, you need the hovering experience anyway!!!!!YOU MUST ALSO LOOK INSIDE OCCASIONALLY TO CHECK YOUR INSTRUMENTS!.:ok:

I say Bloggs.....reckon they misunderstood when I asked for a "Top Off"?

A better quality of ground handler I have not seen in a long time:E