Caption Contest - Great Prize
 

CAPTION Contest.

Lets see who comes up with the best caption for this photo taken on our trip from Johannesburg to Nairobbery a couple of years ago. Shot at Tete Airport in Mozambique.

Winner gets a copy of the legendary book The Chopper Boys, a history of deer hunting by helicopter in New Zealand. Heliport gets to choose the best caption. So come on one and all, prize will make a great Xmas present.

http://www.heliopsmag.com/pictures/kenya17.jpg

Talk about glass ceiling! Even the helicopter gets a hat......

"Eurocopter empounded by nation of 30 foot giants":uhoh:

1. "Put me on the hailing frequency Uhura!"

2. "If that's the new Bose Bluetooth Noise-cancelling Headset, the aerial looks a little flimsy"

3. "Is that your Euro adapter plug in yer pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"


FF

This hangover is a doozy! I'm not getting into that helicopter until it is back in focus...

"Customs officials prescribing penalty as a result of low-flying causing loss of public property".

Known only to Americans and Canadians.
 

Can you hear me now?

:E :E

So .... do we accept their Aussie money or do we stick with our demand for US dollars?

"Give you fifty bucks if you snog the pilot"

1. "Yeah, call the seargent. We have an obvious 340 here. Let's not screw this up"

2. "Right, just tilt your head and...yeah, that's sure to get rid of the water in your ear."

3. From the pilot's side "Sshhh. They haven't seen us. Be real quiet and start the engine, let's get out of here."

Hey Sipho- was the landing charge US$100 or 3.5 milion metica??
:rolleyes:

Don't look now, but I think you're having a bad hair day:}

Hmmmmm, I wonder if she will go up 6080 feet?
:D
Hughesy

"I'll have you know young man, these are Simon Cowel designer trousers"

hmmmm........I'm wearing my hat today, and she's still taller!!!

...yep, definitely nits, I just saw one move.

Caption Competition
 

(Woman) What do you mean they didn't pay the landing fee? Go get the skid clamp, them is going nowhere...

(Man) But i am not sure how it fits boss.... :uhoh:

MD :ok:

Yes, I KNOW extra-terrestrials sounds a bit far-fetched....

Oh, right ! .... did I want a ride in your brother's chopper ! Thank Christ for that !

... or ...

Don't ... don't ... look now, but there's a locust behind you . . . and it's f*cking enormous !

Umh...I think the Ivory Coast Air Force is looking for new French aircrafts....:O