Look, it's five o clock on a Friday afternoon - let's just pretend we didn't see it....
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"Well if i'd noticed the underslung hook do you think i'd have my trousers this far up my *ss?!"
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Man To Woman: I put in the order for walkie talkies and cell phones 2 years ago. In the meantime, we'll just have to pretend....
Man: Fuel Services to Base....Yes, 253WB needs 100 gallons....and they're looking for a quick turn around. Woman: Hmmm...I don't think anyone's buying it! Come on let's go. |
In honor of the Austrailan contingent:
Show me your ........ |
Captions
1. "Bad cop, no doughnut"
2. "The bad cops had to guard the airport...the really bad ones didn't get a hat." 3. "Here's our story, we don't know how my hat got on top of the helicopter, and we were never here.":D |
Gone for small change, my arse - he's had his chance. If he's not back in five minutes he gets the parking ticket!
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Hey Martha..I just heard that the price of cat fish has gone up again!
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I have 2 perfectly wretched captions; take your pick:
1. Man: "So what's it like being the air stewardess on that thing?" Woman: "Oh, you know, it has its ups and downs" 2. Man: "Have you seen my new toy helicopter anywhere?" Woman: "Yes, it's lying over there on the ground in front of that camera" |
(woman) I'm tellin ya, it's no elephant. They have ears like this....
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Man: "It's right what they say, smoking an invisable pipe does make your toes grow through you shoe."
Woman: "Can you believe it, that bloody bird sh*t hit me right on my trouser zipper." |
No - I can still hear a whining noise even though the engine's stopped - must be the navigator/engineer/crewman*
*delete as appropriate |
..Then if you shake it really hard and hold it to your ear like this, you can hear the sea...
or ..Where Madonna got the original idea for the Vogue |
"Did you hear that arrive?"
"Didn't hear a thing" "Good these Eurocopters" "Does what it says on the tin";) |
"Hey Boss, I dunno what to do, according to the regulations parking is a bit of a grey area!"
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'Eleanor, I've given it some thought and I think I know what the problem is. Your blow dryer is too big.'
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ant wins photo comp
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I know we're African but I really don't see the resemblance to a Gazelle!
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A standard 'chest level' examination of the blade tip via adroit use of a broom handle revealed there had indeed been a birdstrike.
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Hey! Don't leave your Euro-Litter in the street, clean it up.
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So you're telling me that you're incorrectly dressed on parade because you got hit in the head by that thing, and it knocked your hat off??
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