Caption Contest - Great Prize
 

CAPTION Contest.

Lets see who comes up with the best caption for this photo taken on our trip from Johannesburg to Nairobbery a couple of years ago. Shot at Tete Airport in Mozambique.

Winner gets a copy of the legendary book The Chopper Boys, a history of deer hunting by helicopter in New Zealand. Heliport gets to choose the best caption. So come on one and all, prize will make a great Xmas present.

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Talk about glass ceiling! Even the helicopter gets a hat......

"Eurocopter empounded by nation of 30 foot giants":uhoh:

1. "Put me on the hailing frequency Uhura!"

2. "If that's the new Bose Bluetooth Noise-cancelling Headset, the aerial looks a little flimsy"

3. "Is that your Euro adapter plug in yer pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"


FF

This hangover is a doozy! I'm not getting into that helicopter until it is back in focus...

"Customs officials prescribing penalty as a result of low-flying causing loss of public property".

Known only to Americans and Canadians.
 

Can you hear me now?

:E :E

So .... do we accept their Aussie money or do we stick with our demand for US dollars?

"Give you fifty bucks if you snog the pilot"

1. "Yeah, call the seargent. We have an obvious 340 here. Let's not screw this up"

2. "Right, just tilt your head and...yeah, that's sure to get rid of the water in your ear."

3. From the pilot's side "Sshhh. They haven't seen us. Be real quiet and start the engine, let's get out of here."

Hey Sipho- was the landing charge US$100 or 3.5 milion metica??
:rolleyes:

Don't look now, but I think you're having a bad hair day:}

Hmmmmm, I wonder if she will go up 6080 feet?
:D
Hughesy

"I'll have you know young man, these are Simon Cowel designer trousers"

hmmmm........I'm wearing my hat today, and she's still taller!!!

...yep, definitely nits, I just saw one move.

Caption Competition
 

(Woman) What do you mean they didn't pay the landing fee? Go get the skid clamp, them is going nowhere...

(Man) But i am not sure how it fits boss.... :uhoh:

MD :ok:

Yes, I KNOW extra-terrestrials sounds a bit far-fetched....

Oh, right ! .... did I want a ride in your brother's chopper ! Thank Christ for that !

... or ...

Don't ... don't ... look now, but there's a locust behind you . . . and it's f*cking enormous !

Umh...I think the Ivory Coast Air Force is looking for new French aircrafts....:O

Look, it's five o clock on a Friday afternoon - let's just pretend we didn't see it....

"Well if i'd noticed the underslung hook do you think i'd have my trousers this far up my *ss?!"

Man To Woman: I put in the order for walkie talkies and cell phones 2 years ago. In the meantime, we'll just have to pretend....

Man: Fuel Services to Base....Yes, 253WB needs 100 gallons....and they're looking for a quick turn around.

Woman: Hmmm...I don't think anyone's buying it! Come on let's go.

In honor of the Austrailan contingent:

Show me your ........

Captions
 

1. "Bad cop, no doughnut"

2. "The bad cops had to guard the airport...the really bad ones didn't get a hat."

3. "Here's our story, we don't know how my hat got on top of the helicopter, and we were never here.":D

Gone for small change, my arse - he's had his chance. If he's not back in five minutes he gets the parking ticket!

Hey Martha..I just heard that the price of cat fish has gone up again!

I have 2 perfectly wretched captions; take your pick:

1. Man: "So what's it like being the air stewardess on that thing?"

Woman: "Oh, you know, it has its ups and downs"


2. Man: "Have you seen my new toy helicopter anywhere?"

Woman: "Yes, it's lying over there on the ground in front of that camera"

(woman) I'm tellin ya, it's no elephant. They have ears like this....

Man: "It's right what they say, smoking an invisable pipe does make your toes grow through you shoe."


Woman: "Can you believe it, that bloody bird sh*t hit me right on my trouser zipper."

No - I can still hear a whining noise even though the engine's stopped - must be the navigator/engineer/crewman*

*delete as appropriate

..Then if you shake it really hard and hold it to your ear like this, you can hear the sea...

or

..Where Madonna got the original idea for the Vogue

"Did you hear that arrive?"
"Didn't hear a thing"
"Good these Eurocopters"
"Does what it says on the tin";)

"Hey Boss, I dunno what to do, according to the regulations parking is a bit of a grey area!"

'Eleanor, I've given it some thought and I think I know what the problem is. Your blow dryer is too big.'

ant wins photo comp

I know we're African but I really don't see the resemblance to a Gazelle!

A standard 'chest level' examination of the blade tip via adroit use of a broom handle revealed there had indeed been a birdstrike.

Hey! Don't leave your Euro-Litter in the street, clean it up.

So you're telling me that you're incorrectly dressed on parade because you got hit in the head by that thing, and it knocked your hat off??