any one heard about ...

[helipilotnz]

has any one heard about a company in australia requiring sixteen instructors to fill a police training contract?

[pohm1]

Has anyone heard the one about two nuns riding their bikes along a cobbled street?

[Go-Around]

One says, "Where's the soap?"

[pohm1]

And the other one says "all the time"
Wait a minute, have I missed something?

[Ascend Charlie]

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,".....

[pohm1]

"Yes it does, doesn't it"
Sorry, not concentrating!

[Ascend Charlie]

.... and the gorilla said, "I'm not surprised, at $100 for a beer!"

[pohm1]

...Then the horse said to the gorilla "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the nun"

Enough? Probably!

[Dantruck]

Ok...Let's start again...
How many Australians does it take to fill a police training contract?

[Cron]

This excellent stuff D, keep it up , you are a tolerance itself Helipilotnz!

This bloke walks into a bar with a Newt on his shoulder and the barman says what's its name? and the bloke says 'Tiny'. Why do you call it tiny? says the barman and the bloke says .....

[Go-Around]

..... "I've never come this way before"

[Cron]

Wrong!

The bloke say 'Minute' (pronounced MY NEWT)

geddit? - because he's mynewt (minute)

[EESDL]

2 blondes walk in to bar, which is odd really as you would have expected one of them to have seen it.

[Dantruck]

...and the barman asks: "Do you two and 14 of your friends want to fill a police training contract?" The first blond replies: "...

[Cron]

What does the money look like?...

[pohm1]

and the actress turned to the bishop and said........
"How many police forces have an air wing large enough to need 16 instructors?"

[gulliBell]

So, the word is finally out. Try PHS.