any one heard about ...
 

has any one heard about a company in australia requiring sixteen instructors to fill a police training contract?

Has anyone heard the one about two nuns riding their bikes along a cobbled street?

One says, "Where's the soap?"

And the other one says "all the time"
Wait a minute, have I missed something?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,".....;)

"Yes it does, doesn't it"
Sorry, not concentrating!

.... and the gorilla said, "I'm not surprised, at $100 for a beer!"

...Then the horse said to the gorilla "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the nun"

Enough? Probably!

Ok...Let's start again...
How many Australians does it take to fill a police training contract?:D

This excellent stuff D, keep it up , you are a tolerance itself Helipilotnz!

This bloke walks into a bar with a Newt on his shoulder and the barman says what's its name? and the bloke says 'Tiny'. Why do you call it tiny? says the barman and the bloke says .....

..... "I've never come this way before"

Wrong!

The bloke say 'Minute' (pronounced MY NEWT)

geddit? - because he's mynewt (minute)

2 blondes walk in to bar, which is odd really as you would have expected one of them to have seen it.

...and the barman asks: "Do you two and 14 of your friends want to fill a police training contract?" The first blond replies: "...

What does the money look like?...

and the actress turned to the bishop and said........
"How many police forces have an air wing large enough to need 16 instructors?"

So, the word is finally out. Try PHS.